Intimacy: Quite the misunderstanding

Quite the misunderstanding

By Janer88 - 30/11/2009 05:51 - Canada

Today, I was working at a restaurant when my manager approached me and informed me that there was people having sex in the women's washroom, and he needed me to go in and ask them to cut it out. So I did. Five minutes later, a woman walks out with her disabled son and asks to talk to my manager. FML

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Today, I decided to use the disabled toilet in work to get a little extra privacy while I did my business. The cleaners who unlocked the door from the outside and barged in on me were nice and waited until I finished to apologize and explain there were complaints the door had been locked for days. FML

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By Noname - 18/03/2009 01:24 - United States

Today, while I was out to eat, I was approached by the restaurant manager. He told me that while he respected my personal choices, his patrons didn't feel comfortable with someone who used to be a man using the women's restroom. He thought I was a transsexual. I am a naturally-born female. FML

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By Dhagiik - 24/02/2017 18:00 - United States - Oak Park

Today, I walked into the bathroom at work, and in the stall next to me I could hear someone pleasuring himself. I decided to let my boss know what was going on, but it turns out that it was my boss in the stall next to me. FML

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By teaspoonzz - 25/10/2017 15:00

Today, I walked into the ladies' bathroom to find my male boss taking a dump with the stall door wide open. FML

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By unemployed - 10/03/2009 02:00 - United States

Today, as I was bagging groceries, I looked down to see a 6-year-old urinating on my shoes and the floor next to me. I told his mother that he should take her kid to the restroom, only to be told to "mind my own goddamn business." I was later fired for arguing with the customer. FML

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By OhGodWhy - 29/12/2016 23:30 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, I caught my coworker masturbating in the bathroom. This was during her shift, while I was mopping the bathroom floors. FML

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By insomnia - 22/12/2011 15:23 - United States

Today, I was at work handling the cash register. It wasn't working correctly, so I apologized to the woman I was waiting on for the delay and explained, "The cash register's being a little retarded today." Then I noticed her clearly "special" adult son standing behind her. FML

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Help!

By Anonymous - 28/02/2011 18:29 - United Kingdom

Today, after disappearing for an unusually long period of time, my boss called the store phone while sitting on the toilet. Turns out she'd started bleeding uncontrollably from the arse, and as the only other female staff member, she needed me to go help her. FML

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Flexanimous 0

Monday 30 November 2009 13:08

Didn't they reply back to you when you stepped in and asked them to stop having sex?

SofiaFaolan 8

Tuesday 27 August 2013 20:47

Just so you know, you're being thumb-downed because your comment was ignorant. Not because you're gay.

Comments

Flexanimous 0

Monday 30 November 2009 13:08

Didn't they reply back to you when you stepped in and asked them to stop having sex?

Ginger225 1

Tuesday 27 March 2012 2:46

Your picture kindof makes you look like a douchebag...

jts2 3

Monday 30 November 2009 13:08

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

SofiaFaolan 8

Tuesday 27 August 2013 20:47

Just so you know, you're being thumb-downed because your comment was ignorant. Not because you're gay.

lady_gagas_ho 0

Monday 30 November 2009 13:09

WOW, #3, just WOW. Care to cut me in on that hot man on man action? xP

krazygirl100 9

Saturday 2 April 2011 19:24

me to

Vball6 19

Tuesday 29 November 2011 2:23

The manager thought they were having sex. When really the woman was helping her disabled son

Nomad609 0

Monday 30 November 2009 13:15

LOL #3 right on, brother. Fancy a quick blowie? ;)

Skull_300 0

Monday 30 November 2009 16:38

Was the lady Banging her handicapped son?

Taylo12237 5

Wednesday 24 August 2011 0:14

This took me like 5 minutes to understand

FurryRocks 10

Sunday 26 February 2012 1:25

It took the first time for me

stupiddumbblonde 0

Monday 30 November 2009 13:17

Confused. :S

waterynuggets 0

Monday 30 November 2009 13:22

ROFLMAO Sorry, that's ****** up. Your life isn't ****** here. If they were in there "having sex," I seriously hope you called the cops.

Rayn4u_fml 0

Monday 30 November 2009 13:49

They must have been, because I don't see how a mother and son can sound like a couple going at it. “That’s a good boy. Take of your pants, who’s your mummy?”

riku3220 2

Monday 30 November 2009 14:09

I imagine that's all the person heard then they went and complained to the manager. The manager, being male, asked a female employee to go solve the problem and she probably didn't go through every stall to make sure, she probably just stuck her head in and yelled "Cut it out!". Maybe this cleared it up for some people?