Birthday and Miscellaneous: Long wait

Long wait

By Candace - 27/01/2010 03:31 - United States

Today, my best friend planned a birthday party for me at the local Mexican restaurant. NO ONE showed up. We'd told the waiter there would be 18 arriving. Two hours later he brought me free ice cream. Even the non-English speaking waiters knew I was a loser. FML

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You deserved it 3 920

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By jet8725 - 23/02/2009 04:05 - United States

Today, I celebrated my birthday with my friend who has the same birthday by going out to dinner with a bunch of our friends. The waiter brought out a cake for my friend but not for me. No one noticed my exclusion. I sang happy birthday on my birthday. FML

I agree, your life sucks 60 229

You deserved it 3 936

By STUPID BIRTHDAY - 05/03/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, it's my birthday and I'd arranged a dinner party for 20 of my closest friends. I arrived at the restaurant, fully dressed and everything. When I got there, I thought everyone was ready to surprise me, but instead, nobody showed up. FML

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You deserved it 6 937

Left behind

By Anonymous - 01/10/2020 17:02 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, it was my best friend's birthday party. Her boyfriend and I agreed to organize a dinner date to surprise her and celebrate. They celebrated, but forgot me until they arrived at the restaurant and saw the dinner reservation under my name. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 040

You deserved it 164

Wait!

By jordy1995 - 16/07/2011 04:25 - United States

Today, I found out I can't go to my best friend's birthday party. To cheer me up, my parents decided to take me and my brother to my favorite pizzeria for dinner. When I was ready and went downstairs, I discovered they left already. They forgot me. FML

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You deserved it 3 252

By ELLI - 02/10/2017 04:30

Today, all of my friends showed up an hour late for my 18th birthday party because they decided to go get dinner without me. FML

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You deserved it 287

Plans

By not invited - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Appleton

Today, a close friend told me she had no plans for her birthday. I found out she was lying when I had to serve her and nine other mutual friends dinner at the restaurant I work at. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I wasn't invited or that none of them even remembered that I worked there. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 623

You deserved it 1 683

By Callum536 - 22/08/2016 09:51 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, it's my birthday and I'd invited quite a lot of my friends to come round and have some fun. When I got home, I saw a few cars outside. It turned out to be for the neighbours. I waited and waited; none of my friends showed up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 010

You deserved it 877

By 27musiclover - 16/08/2009 14:41 - United States

Today, my best friend told me I'm the friend who no one really likes. This was after I had bought her lunch, ice cream, and a ticket to a movie we were going to see that day. FML

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You deserved it 5 153

By Anonymous - 23/04/2015 12:28 - United Kingdom - Dundee

Today, it was my 18th birthday and I was told I couldn't get the night off work because a party of 34 had booked into the restaurant. It turned out my family had come in to 'celebrate' by making me wait on them. They were a nightmare, thought it was hilarious to be difficult, and didn't tip. FML

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You deserved it 2 821

By Hotsauce887 - 29/03/2009 21:08 - United States

Today, my friend told the cute waiter it was my birthday. He brought out a dessert with a candle and put a huge sombrero on my head. Everyone at the restaurant started singing me happy birthday. I got embarrassed and put my head down. My sombrero caught on fire. FML

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You deserved it 25 655

cjammer 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 9:21

Your friends suck. That, in my opinion, is the FML. But, I don't know how you got the impression that "non-english speaking waiters knew" you were a loser. Did they come right out and tell you so? Or is it because they brought you free ice cream? A lot of restaurants give you a free dessert when it's your birthday, so that is probably why they gave you ice cream. You shouldn't think of it as a pity-treat. You need to build new friendships and re-build your self-esteem, because automatically assuming the waiters are thinking the worse kinda says you're not comfortable with yourself.

bc_ramirez08 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 9:18

Awww... I'm sorry. Make new friends! I would have gone (I love Mexican food)!! :D

Comments

IwishIknew 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 11:38

YDI, hohoho! Next time buy yourself a big present instead of wasting your money (or your best friend, if he/she paid) on a stupid party with some stupid friends. Nobody has 18 good friends.

tweetbaby14 18

Wednesday 27 January 2010 12:28

lol you shouldve said my friends are ninjas so you can't see them you loser

tweetbaby14 18

Wednesday 27 January 2010 12:33

and i've had 20 people show up to one of my parties at my house and they brought a few freinds so it was more like 25. my house was overflowing with my friends

sarahmarieee 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 20:35

You're dumb.

Cristaderzi 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 13:03

People only want friends who are druggies and psychos like themselves. So NO OP youre NOT a loser!! I love you God and Angels and your spirits love you!! Happy Birthday! And Im sending you a hug! Cheers'n

ummmmmok 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 13:12

Stop bitching and make some friends, your lame.

KuchkaNumberOne 2

Tuesday 6 March 2012 21:35

*You're also lame, asshole.

Hulk12 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 13:35

haha hey don't worry most people go through that and if they don't well life sucks for them later

lindsaylikeomg 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 13:38

I don't know what to say about this one.. if you're a bitch and THAT is why nobody likes you then thats your own fault, but If you're genuinely a nice person and they still dont like you then you don't deserve that and they're not your real friends anyway cause real friends would have shown up.

caitypistachio 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 16:55

@lindsaylikeomg-based on the blatant racism in this fml I doubt she's a nice person and therefor probably deserves it.

apfunction 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 13:49

your friends suck ass. why are there so many fmls about people having no friends.

sarcdude 3

Wednesday 27 January 2010 16:23

Because there are many unfortunate people out there without friends and a life, like me.

tAlk_NERdy_tO_ME 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 14:13

No see, the non-english speaking waiter actually knows how to speak english. He jus put on a "no speaky" act so he didnt have to stand there awkwardly while you cried your little eyes out and tell him how your life is fckd. Give him a little more credit then that, jeesh.