Transportation: Look out!

Look out!

By station - 05/05/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I was walking out of the train station when an old man grabbed me. I started screaming, yelling, "HELP" like a madwoman and tried pushing him away - that's when I saw the golf cart rush past me. He was trying to push me aside from getting run over. Everyone started laughing. FML

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By notgoodwitholdpeople - 23/05/2014 16:00 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, an old lady fell in the street, and I rushed to help her. As I tried to help her to her feet, she started screaming, "She pushed me! She pushed me!" I froze up in shock, and ended up being chased by some guy who thought I'd attacked her. FML

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By Lii - 24/03/2015 01:04 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I shouted, "Fuck off!" out of reflex when I felt someone behind me grab my bag and pull it off my shoulder. It turned out to be an elderly man with a walking stick, who was trying to steady himself in a busy crowd. FML

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By Noname - 15/03/2009 03:56 - United States

Today, I ran for the train that was about to leave. I tried to hold the doors open with my leg and got stuck. The conductor just yelled out how unbelievable and ridiculous I was and waited 2 minutes to finally release me. Everyone was laughing at me. FML

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By karmafails - 01/05/2012 16:17 - United Kingdom - Addlestone

Today, I was at the supermarket when I saw an elderly lady slip on a wet patch of floor. I ran over to help, and I almost fell too before steadying myself. Then some pimply cockmunch of a teen decided to kick my legs out from under me and walk away while laughing his balls off. FML

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By atleastshelldiefirst - 13/10/2012 00:18 - United States

Today, I was grocery shopping, when an elderly lady walked up to me and tripped over her own feet. I caught her by the arm, at which point she shrieked at me for "groping" her. She ended up smirking as security threw me out of the store. FML

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By briscoe - 29/09/2015 02:48 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, I was on the train next to an elderly woman. When I told her it was my stop, she turned her knees towards the aisle, and I, thinking that she was letting me go by, began to edge past. She screamed, "DON'T PUSH ME!" and the whole train turned to look. I was thus the asshole pushing the old lady. FML

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By anon - 05/04/2017 04:00

Today, a guy grabbed my ass at the mall. I whirled around and went to sock him. He ducked and I accidentally hit the elderly woman standing behind him in the face. To say all hell broke loose would be an understatement. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2023 12:00 - United States - Cary

Today, while playing golf on a local course, my idiot of a friend decided to push his pushcart down a massive hill towards me. When he realized that I was going to be hit, he screamed for me to move, but it was too late. I collapsed to the ground in pain, all while he chuckled about the situation. FML

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By anonymous - 13/07/2015 09:45 - China - Shanghai

Today, I was yelled at by a bunch of angry people because I couldn't physically move out of the way while 10 more tried to force their way onto a subway in Shanghai. Then one old lady started hitting me with her purse to get me to move even more. FML

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By qwerki4 - 28/10/2015 19:29 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I was coming home from work and saw an old couple overwhelmed by the number of people at the train station. It was peak hour and I decided to help them. As I went up to them, they said, "Get away, go mug someone else". FML

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1Tsk 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 12:25

always trust old people grabbing you

Coffee_Kaioken 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 12:27

For once, I actually love the first comment that was made on a new post.

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prettygirlsonly 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 14:48

mariquita :P

RitzyHoke 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 14:50

Today, as I was walking out of the train station, I saw a golf cart moving rapidly towards a lady. I immediately pushed her to aside but she was yelling and shouting, pushing me away, thinking I was a rapist or molester or something. People started laughing. FML

palmtrees 1

Tuesday 5 May 2009 15:07

I can see being surprised or slightly alarmed when being grabbed suddenly by a stranger, but it seems pretty excessive to immediately start screaming for help at the top of your lungs...

Spadiethestar 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 15:25

01: yeah ;) To the OP: that someone grabbing you suddenly stratled you, I can understand. That you started screaming instantly without even looking at him (it may even have been a friend making a bad prank on you), weird... I only do hope you were smart enough to apologize to this old man, and more than everything to THANKS him.... Poor old fellow, imagine it: startled by your yelling, if he had had an heart attack? :)

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Tuesday 5 May 2009 15:44

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Bee4594 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 15:45

I think it is a reasonable reaction. When I was younger I would have nightmares that someone grabbed me and wouldn't let go and no matter how hard i screamed. It is a pretty scary feeling and I would be screaming too. Btw she never said that she thought she was going to get raped and how dare you say she was being cocky for thinking that!

rukusrazor 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 15:57

I would've probably socked him one. Then apparently been hit by a gold cart. Which after getting hit by a car (Which I have) I don't think could be THAT bad. Would've spared you the embarrassment.

sjx 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 16:02

why do people think it's flattering if someone wants to rape you? wtf

guitardedman 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 16:20

maybe you shouldnt be a spaz and cry rape when someone touches you slightly ******* hippies. try, just try to see the other side of an event before you go yelling shit and embarrassing yourself and everyone around you. at least turn and ask what he is touching you for, if you just got off of a train, i can guarantee there were more people around you, and you are not going to get raped with an audience. next time (which there probably won't be one), don't freak out and be a little bitch.

sirhobothesecond 3

Friday 15 July 2011 7:51

are you ignorant or just plain stupid? I'm sure if you were grabbed by behind by an old man, I'm sure you would freak the f**k out. and stop targeting the woman. target the dumbass driving the golf cart in the middle of a freaking train station.

chocolaterabbit 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 16:36

If you had pushed him back into the path of the oncoming cart, he could've been seriously injured, and all for trying to help you. Is that what he really deserves? #21 and everyone else saying it could've been a rape or mugging: it was at a packed train station, with many people. How do you think a guy grabbing someone would've gotten away with it without being seen? oh and don't say it was going to be grab and run because he would've been more discreet or wouldn't have held on if that was the case.