Weird, Awkward, Interview and Work: Lookin' good

Lookin' good

By racoonface - 19/04/2009 15:17 - United States

Today, it was lovely outside so I decided to tan outside. I burn pretty easily, so I put on sunscreen. I fell asleep on my side, so when I woke up, I had a massive burn on only one side of my body, with sunglass lines. Tomorrow, I have a job interview. I'm going to go in looking like a racoon. FML

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By whitey - 09/01/2011 11:11 - Australia

Today, I went to the beach. After applying sunscreen liberally and doing my best to stay out of the sun, I came home with the worst sunburn I have ever had. I almost needed to go to the hospital. I am officially too pale to be allowed outside in summer. FML

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You deserved it 4 249

By Username - 17/07/2011 19:59 - United States

Today, after applying sunscreen to myself every two hours, I still got sunburned. Through my clothes. FML

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By anonymous - 24/09/2011 15:22 - United States

Today, I was badly sunburnt even after making it a point to apply a lot of sunscreen. My coworkers thought it amusing to slap me every chance they get. FML

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By miss tomato - 08/06/2012 16:36 - United States

Today, I was really badly sunburnt, so I put on some after-sun. The only type we have has glitter in it, and now I look like a sparkling tomato. FML

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By kaylajere - 26/05/2010 08:17 - United States

Today, I decided to lay out and tan. I fell asleep and got sun burned and bitten numerous times by mosquitoes. If I scratch my itch, the burn hurts terribly. If I don't scratch it, it itches terribly. FML

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Rash decision

By caiti - 06/08/2009 01:25 - United States

Today, I had a job interview and things were going really well until I noticed the woman interviewing me staring at the inside of my elbow. I am recovering from a poison sumac rash, and each spot looks like a puncture wound from a syringe. I was dismissed before the interview was over. FML

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Soft as snow

By Snow White - 22/05/2017 22:00

Today, I'm so pale that I managed to get a sunburn while sitting in a bus. FML

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You deserved it 423

By Beccarr - 01/07/2009 17:04 - United Kingdom

Today, it was boiling hot so my boyfriend and I decided to sunbathe in the garden and ended up falling asleep for a few hours. Not only is my back so burnt that I can't lie down, I also have a white hand print on my upper back where my boyfriend had left his arm while we slept. FML

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You deserved it 45 664

By Anonymous - 10/01/2011 19:06 - Denmark

Today, I decided to try a self-tanning lotion my friend had recommended. I put it on, and decided to take a nap. I woke up later and checked myself in the mirror, expecting to see a new, more tanned version of myself. I didn't. I'm now orange. FML

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You deserved it 39 980

By Sally - 22/08/2011 00:17 - United States

Today, I got a spray tan. The lady asked what shade I wanted to be, and joking, I said the darkest. She took it seriously. Now no one can recognize me, and I have work tomorrow. FML

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You deserved it 69 430

pencilmustache 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 21:54

rule of thumb: stop tanning. oopma loompa's are not cute. neither is skin cancer.

TerAki 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 21:40

Raccoons are awesome.

Comments

Funnybunny_fml 3

Sunday 19 April 2009 23:54

hahahahaha. that happened to my sister and she had an interview, guess what she didn't get the job! muhahahahaha. but seriously that sux

You_cry_I_laugh 0

Monday 20 April 2009 0:00

#11: That's kind of what makes it an 'FML'. :l

swmr4lyfe3 0

Monday 20 April 2009 0:11

...no

suhovare1 0

Monday 20 April 2009 0:13

this is fake. this happened to kim kardhashian.

jackdaniels_fml 0

Monday 20 April 2009 0:20

just cause it happened on some tv show or w/e doesn't mean it couldn't have happened to this person. I've done that before, and it sucks. plus all everyone saying "if you're tanning you shouldn't go to sleep", sometimes, you fall asleep when you don't plan on it. and #44...how is that relevant to anything? if you want to display your ****, and make mommy oh so proud, there are plenty of other sites for you to go to....

prince_of_fly 0

Monday 20 April 2009 0:26

how come everyone always has a job interview the day after something bad happens to their appearance? Fake?

mercymuffin 0

Monday 20 April 2009 0:27

haha you should take a cold shower so your skin cools down and stops from burning. and it should lessen the redness. or at least it helps me. and i burn like instantly.

Jaycee_luvs_YOU 0

Monday 20 April 2009 0:29

aww that really sucks lol at #12 i like that u should try it

charlottex33 0

Monday 20 April 2009 0:49

what did number 1, 2, and 3 say that was so bad? and yea that sucks, once my aunt fell asleep tanning with her hand on her stomach and got the outline of her hand.