Lookin' good

By racoonface - 19/04/2009 15:17 - United States

Today, it was lovely outside so I decided to tan outside. I burn pretty easily, so I put on sunscreen. I fell asleep on my side, so when I woke up, I had a massive burn on only one side of my body, with sunglass lines. Tomorrow, I have a job interview. I'm going to go in looking like a racoon. FML
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pencilmustache 0

rule of thumb: stop tanning. oopma loompa's are not cute. neither is skin cancer.

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ohhhhshizzz 0

Idiot, why didn't you just get a spray tan?

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Silhouette_fml 0

Falling asleep while sunbathing is always a horrible idea. Always.

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dirtyhippie 0

I wanna know what the mod comments were too! I hope the firsters haven't gotten in here. All these ppl going for job interviews the next day seem highly inept - wonder why they're out of work?

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xHaniffax 0

#11 that's exactly what I was going to point out, All these FMLs are followed by "I have a job interview tomorrow" It makes it less believeable for me, sorry.

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curryndricegirll 0

#21, agreed.

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colortherainbowx 0

Hmm. Same exact thing happened to Kim Kardashian...

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foreverxalwaysx 0

#11, my thought, exactly.

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NorfolkDude 2

Go to a tanning bed, and have your face painted to match the colour. Good luck with your job interview. Also, you could keep it and make a good ice breaker. :P

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Pixelatedpotato 28

So, your suggesting fixing a bad tan with more tan?

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eyeofthebeholder 0

ummmmmmmmmm that happens all the time.

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