Money: Losing it

Losing it

By IamHM - 24/10/2015 18:04 - United States

Today, I walked two miles to the store, filled my cart with groceries, and got to the cashier… only to find I had forgotten my wallet. I tried to explain but got the nastiest stank-eye from the cashier, the manager, and everyone in line behind me. I walked two miles home, hungry and embarrassed. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2023 00:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the supermarket to buy my weekly groceries and only realized after a long queue at the checkout, then having the cashier scan my entire cart, that I'd forgotten my purse. I had to leave everything behind and walk out empty-handed, while everyone in line behind me gave me dirty looks. FML

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Respect

By Anonymous - 05/03/2023 15:00

Today, I went to the grocery store, but once I'd filled my cart, I realized that I'd forgotten my wallet, and because I'm not the sort of animal who just dumps stuff in random aisles, I had to awkwardly put all my items back on their shelves. FML

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Classic blunder

By Anonymous - 09/08/2024 06:00 - United States

Today, I was grocery shopping when I left my cart to grab an item. I returned, and started pushing the cart again. Halfway through the store, a furious lady confronted me, demanding her cart back. I had to walk back in shame to find my own actual cart, which was now nowhere to be found. FML

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Help!

By clip_kate - 01/07/2016 02:36

Today, I went to the store, but after I'd selected my items, I saw that I'd forgotten my wallet. When I tried to explain to the cashier, he thought that I was trying to steal and called the cops. My roommate had to come to the store to save me. FML

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By life_suxxx - 06/12/2009 07:43 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML

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Hangry

By ulring - 12/02/2012 00:53 - United States

Today, I walked all the way across campus to eat the first meal I've had all day. After waiting for my food in a congested line for 30 minutes, I got to the register to pay. Turns out my wallet was a twenty minute walk away, back in my apartment. FML

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All thumbs, no fingers

By Hassan - 23/10/2024 22:00 - United States

Today, I was getting groceries and realized at checkout that I forgot my wallet. The cashier gave me a sympathetic look as I frantically tried to unlock my phone to pay with an app, and watched as I accidentally called my ex on speakerphone. FML

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By picklemonger - 08/12/2011 19:58 - Canada

Today, I walked out of the store, car keys in hand, only to discover my car was missing. After a frantic search, I started to hyperventilate and a nearly had a full-blown panic attack. Then I remembered I walked to the store. I am an idiot. FML

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Just like starting over

By Folding money - 12/09/2023 05:00 - United States

Today, I was at Aldi when I realized I'd left my wallet at home. I tried to convince the cashier to let me pay with an IOU, but they just gave me a skeptical look and said, "This isn't the 1880s, dude." I had to leave my cart of groceries and walk out empty-handed. FML

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Classic

By Dylan - 15/10/2023 06:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I went to the supermarket to buy just one item - a single, ripe avocado. After spending way too long choosing the perfect one, I got to the checkout counter. I'd left my wallet at home. I had to abandon my poor avocado. FML

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juicy_extasy 25

Sunday 25 October 2015 16:16

Been there OP. Have a sticky note on your door to remind to check for the essentials before ever leaving home

MsConfusedd 27

Sunday 25 October 2015 16:19

Sounds like it's time for a pizza delivery.

Comments

Tripartita 44

Sunday 25 October 2015 16:30

On the off chance that everybody else's advice isn't helpful enough, I'll give my two cents. Get a time machine, go back to before you left for the store, and make sure you have your wallet. No messing around with notes on doors, tapping yourself, etc.

False_Stupidity 41

Sunday 25 October 2015 16:35

Make sure that said time machine is made from a DeLorean...

Tripartita 44

Monday 26 October 2015 0:01

Or it could be disguised as a 1960's police box; whatever floats your temporal boat.

Meowfml 8

Sunday 25 October 2015 16:33

That really sucks and I'm sorry that the employees were rude as well.

isaak_sanchez 18

Sunday 25 October 2015 16:46

You were going to carry a cart full of groceries 2 miles???

BoxFullOfLazy 25

Sunday 25 October 2015 20:18

Maybe she is one of those people who push the cart home, then leaves it in a pile of other carts in a bayou or overgrown field. I call them shopping cart graveyards.

MidnightRaven963 21

Sunday 25 October 2015 16:50

They should have been able to ring up the groceries and hold them for you op. Basically print a receipt and have them waiting. I'm so sorry.

MandieL 27

Sunday 25 October 2015 19:57

Problem with that though, is that OP walked. So to walk back 2 miles, and then walk back to the store again 2 miles, and then to have to walk home again 2 miles, that's 6 miles the groceries have to wait, and if there are perishables, or frozen items, they may not last the trip.

knocturne 7

Sunday 25 October 2015 16:58

Two miles isn't that far

PhilSnake22 13

Sunday 25 October 2015 20:07

How far do you walk to the store then?

RockstarJAy 16

Sunday 25 October 2015 20:11

As a person who walks almost everywhere, I can say that, while it doesn't seem far, the fastest it takes for me to cover a distance of 2 miles is 27 minutes.

knocturne 7

Monday 26 October 2015 2:46

2 miles downhill, then turn around and a mild incline. When I popped my knee it only took 30 minutes max.

heartofhannah 28

Monday 26 October 2015 4:29

It is when you're walking.

heartofhannah 28

Monday 26 October 2015 4:31

Do you want a cookie?

knocturne 7

Tuesday 27 October 2015 6:22

If youre out of shape or live some kind of lavish lifestyle where you don't walk anywhere. I refuse the cookie I mean obviously you want it more than me.