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Lost

By wideman - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was at church and saw a blind teenager who obviously looked lost. Feeling like I should help, I went over and asked if he needed anything. He said, "I can't find my caretaker." I asked, "What does she look like?" FML

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jackaaa 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 17:31

It's a normal question anyone would ask, without thinking. I'm sure it didn't upset him. Not a big deal.

Lick_yer_face 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 17:57

Tee hee. Although, it wouldn't surprise me if he did know what his caretaker looked like. He may have known a brief description, for situations like this. Still funny though. :D

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gowzer90 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 17:43

How did it take some people a while before they got it. FTL

mashnikandporter 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 12:28

hahahahahahaha thats HILARIOUS i feel bad for the kid though...

ECACBS 0

Friday 23 October 2009 23:55

lol But i'd of done the same

nm22395 0

Monday 26 October 2009 20:03

AHAHAHAHAHAHA what did he say to that?

ace6789 0

Monday 4 January 2010 4:31

they should know by descriptions

Ericabbyx22 0

Sunday 2 May 2010 10:47

think before u say anything

vballerlover07 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 0:33

I didn't get it at first. It's a common question most people ask. I'm sure it wasn't a big deal to him. And I'm sure at one point or another she describe to him what she looks like so he could tell you.

charbz 0

Wednesday 1 September 2010 0:08

haha I would of said the same thing

dallasbracken 0

Saturday 19 February 2011 22:37

i don't get it.

ImTheAlpha 30

Wednesday 16 May 2012 13:19

Is that a Black Veil Brides shirt?

LoonyLuna123 0

Friday 18 March 2011 21:49

maybe he's Jewish.

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