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Lost

By wideman - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was at church and saw a blind teenager who obviously looked lost. Feeling like I should help, I went over and asked if he needed anything. He said, "I can't find my caretaker." I asked, "What does she look like?" FML

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jackaaa 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 17:31

It's a normal question anyone would ask, without thinking. I'm sure it didn't upset him. Not a big deal.

Lick_yer_face 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 17:57

Tee hee. Although, it wouldn't surprise me if he did know what his caretaker looked like. He may have known a brief description, for situations like this. Still funny though. :D

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hamyam_fml 6

Thursday 13 August 2015 21:24

thats not even a bad thing, how else were you supposed to find them? my blind cousin know what all her siblings and parents look like roughly even though she cant see. you dont have to see to know how round or tall they are either. theres lots of things blind people can describe to you without being able to see

EevieBear 26

Saturday 16 July 2016 1:54

Yikes... I guess you didn't see that coming?

archerbea 4

Thursday 26 January 2017 9:39

Would have done the same thing.

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