Love comes quickly

By Anonymous - 20/07/2022 04:00

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend dressed as Black Widow in a professionally-made skintight suit for our anniversary and even dyed her hair red. I was so turned on I did something I’ve never, ever done before: I orgasmed in my pants before she even touched me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 2 161
You deserved it 617

Same thing different taste

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mcsmee 7

Probably saved your life. You do know that black widows kill the male after completing the sex act, right?

I just hope you were still able to take care of her.

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mcsmee 7

Probably saved your life. You do know that black widows kill the male after completing the sex act, right?

I just hope you were still able to take care of her.

Why wouldn't he be? That's just 5-10 minutes of foreplay and he should be ready to go again.

hopefully she took it as a good sign!