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By Anonymous - 29/07/2012 04:25 - Denmark - Frederiksberg

Today, while getting ready to go to bed, I told my boyfriend that I feel depressed due to the lack of intimacy in our relationship. His response was to roll over, fall asleep, and send a deadly fart my way. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2011 15:23 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whispered how handsome and gentle he looked. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2011 04:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together, and I was in a snuggly mood. I rolled over to gaze lovingly into his eyes and whisper sweet nothings to him in the darkness. His response? "Dear God! Did somebody fart in your mouth?!" FML

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You deserved it 36 359

By hotboxed - 13/07/2019 18:30

Today, while we were sleeping, my girlfriend and I rolled to opposite sides of the bed. When I woke up, I moved closer and wrapped my arm around her. Her response was to fart in her sleep, resulting in a smell so noxious that I had no choice but to roll back to the other side. FML

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You deserved it 393

By byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2009 07:37 - United States

Today, I woke up to find my boyfriend watching me sleep. I asked him if he was staring at me because he was in love. He replied that it was because my farting wouldn't let him sleep. FML

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You deserved it 13 981

By Wow - 11/04/2013 12:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while watching TV. I thought it would be cute to try to kiss him awake like they do in the movies. He farted. FML

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You deserved it 19 307

Filth

By roughsexgonewrong - 05/11/2013 18:01 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my boyfriend's response to me saying, "Most women like a bit of filth in the bedroom every now and again" was to start farting in bed. Not quite what I meant. FML

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You deserved it 11 624

By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 09:53 - France

Today, in the middle of the night, my girlfriend whispered "Are you asleep?" I chose not to respond, to see what she'd do. She then let rip a loud, stinking fart, giggled, and went back to sleep. FML

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You deserved it 41 514

By fartz - 31/08/2013 06:04 - United States

Today, while I was sleeping, apparently I rolled over towards my fiancé and told him "We gotta save the turtles!" and had a five seconds long fart. Now he won't stop making fun of me. FML

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You deserved it 8 107

By GasAttack - 07/09/2009 13:32 - Canada

Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML

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You deserved it 8 534

music_woman1 11

Sunday 29 July 2012 12:39

I can't help thinking that if he's this comfortable with you then you've got something special

viper64 10

Sunday 29 July 2012 12:39

Well, looks like you have to fart back, OP. Maybe that's his idea of a turn on?

Comments

lonkite101 14

Sunday 29 July 2012 12:53

Wow, that's weird. Usually the boy wants intimacy in a relationship. But, FYL OP

22cute 17

Sunday 29 July 2012 17:37

Actually, all people are individuals about the frequency of sex. Something that should definitely be discussed before marriage or living together. The sex can be good but if you want it 5x per week & your partner thinks once every 2 weeks is fine then you're in for problems.

lonkite101 14

Sunday 29 July 2012 19:14

47- I know, it's I'm just saying.

pattyshivlee 5

Monday 30 July 2012 14:39

Intimacy isn't just about sex. Maybe they have sex all the time and it's great but all she wants to do is cuddle and hold hands, ya know?

aFreedom127 9

Sunday 29 July 2012 12:54

He was sharing his ultimate gift...how more intimate can you get?

matthew3 2

Sunday 29 July 2012 12:58

Maybe he was trying to blow you away?

siickman 7

Sunday 29 July 2012 13:40

But she wants to blow him away...

ScarletBloom 14

Sunday 29 July 2012 13:11

His way of embracing you was cool.

rivaraven 35

Sunday 29 July 2012 13:23

Wow.. but that is intimate, can't really blame him.

firefighterjohn 9

Sunday 29 July 2012 13:30

maybe not wait til night time to talk about stuff or do stuff like that at night

oneFUCKINword 8

Sunday 29 July 2012 13:40

Sounds like you've got yourself a real keeper there, OP...

lonkite101 14

Sunday 29 July 2012 13:43

21- actually that's ten "******" words

cyanidexgrimm 0

Sunday 29 July 2012 14:05

Was it cold? Maybe he was trying to warm you up :-)

thecovert 7

Sunday 29 July 2012 14:19

He was administering laughing gas. Did you not approve????

fordneagles 34

Sunday 29 July 2012 14:28

Get him to read Fifty Shades of Grey? Apparently that's about sex and relationships, maybe it could help yours? :P Seriously though, I've been in a similar position in a relationship, and it sucks. See if you can have a serious conversation with him, if not, leave him.