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By Anonymous - 29/07/2012 04:25 - Denmark - Frederiksberg

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Today, while getting ready to go to bed, I told my boyfriend that I feel depressed due to the lack of intimacy in our relationship. His response was to roll over, fall asleep, and send a deadly fart my way. FML
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music_woman1 11

I can't help thinking that if he's this comfortable with you then you've got something special

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viper64 10

Well, looks like you have to fart back, OP. Maybe that's his idea of a turn on?

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SenselessPattern 12

Go ahead and down vote me, but if you ask your boyfriend a cliche love request or needy question and they are obviously too tired or are confused on how they should respond, it's truly not the end of the world, whether you feel like it is or not.

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Alastrina_fml 20

"I think there's a lack of intimacy in our relationship". Usually an awkward conversation starter. Either the relationship is at an end, or take matters into your own hands and either pounce on the schmuck or get a vibrator.

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15949058 4

Atleast my boyfriend doesn't do thatO.o But in yout postion, either leave him, or try it at dinner.

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strongmomma23 4

right sound like you need to get rid of him..

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ungawd 3

Here's a hint: Don't try talking to him before bed. He could've been exhausted. Talk to him during the day.

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TheSofaKing 7

At least he did not have the *****.

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worldclassrager 39

that's sad...it may work if you turn him on...

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tmaq973 7

Lol that's not you in your profile pic.

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rixietrixie 25

10 never implied that she meant for her profile picture to be of her..lots of people put pics of celebrities they like as their profile pic, don't be so quick to assume next time.

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