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By LadyLump - 24/01/2010 18:12 - United States

Today, I was ecstatic after spending the night with my longtime crush, when he told me he felt something. I poured my heart and soul out to him, confessing my love for him too. Unfortunately, he was referring to a lump in my left breast, which I now need to get checked out. FML

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You deserved it 4 623

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By hannah - 15/09/2012 22:16 - New Zealand - Timaru

Today, I woke up feeling ecstatic, because last night, my crush had told my best friend he likes me a lot. I sent him a text message telling him the feeling is mutual. A little while after sending it, it hit me that his confession had only been part of a dream. FML

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By Dana - 10/05/2011 08:36 - Netherlands

Today, I finally mustered the courage to tell my crush how I feel. He's a straight-A student and very nice in general. After I finished pouring my heart out, he stared at me for a bit and then said: "Nice rack." FML

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You deserved it 12 133

By Anonymous - 14/09/2018 01:30

Today, I was texting with my childhood crush late at night and we were exchanging secrets. I figured this was as good a time as any to tell her about my long-standing crush on her. Turns out she's a lesbian. FML

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You tried

By Anonymous - 17/08/2021 05:01 - United States - Gilbert

Today, after thinking my crush maybe liked me back, I confessed. He didn't. FML

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You deserved it 110

By suosi - 26/07/2015 17:55 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, the crush I've had for months finally came over to my place for the first time. It didn't last long however, as I suddenly had to go to the ER for severe testicular pain. FML

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You deserved it 2 156

Drunk texts

By Anonymous - 18/06/2023 06:00

Today, at around 2 a.m., I texted my crush that I liked him. He replied that he's in a relationship. I just felt a tight knot in my stomach and couldn't breathe for a few seconds. FML

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You deserved it 936

By who_cares - 09/07/2015 11:20 - United States - Garden Grove

Today, I told my coworker who I have been crushing on for a while, that I really enjoyed our time last night. I immediately realized that the time we spent last night was in my sex dream. FML

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You deserved it 10 823

Overcompensating

By Anonymous - 28/03/2023 14:00

Today, I finally mustered up the courage to tell my crush how I feel about them. I poured my heart out, only for them to tell me that they're already seeing someone else. To make matters worse, they then asked me for advice on how to impress their new partner. FML

I agree, your life sucks 725

You deserved it 208

By cloudish - 21/05/2017 12:00 - Germany

Today, I finally had the guts to tell my best friend that I like him more than just as a friend. I was about to tell him when he excitedly told me that he met the love of his life yesterday. FML

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You deserved it 639

Long winded way of saying "No chance, mate"

By Anonymous - 18/10/2024 18:00 - United States - Kings Park

Today, I went out for dinner with my crush and expressed my love for her. She responded by saying that we should know that this is the real thing, and to do so we needed to date other people and let time bring us together. FML

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You deserved it 106

allmidnighteyes 10

Sunday 24 January 2010 23:12

My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely lady lumps... Check it out!

namnams 3

Sunday 24 January 2010 23:19

Well he was feeling your boob up. That's a good sign I suppose.

Comments

tdawgheath 0

Monday 25 January 2010 19:28

Uhm, maybe don't jump the gun next time.

FerrariCake 2

Monday 25 January 2010 20:07

It's not stupid, it's nature. The OP does it like they do it on Discovery Channel.

FerrariCake 2

Monday 25 January 2010 20:09

OP, win for the Black Eyed Peas reference.

lostdreams0 0

Monday 25 January 2010 21:30

sounds like a scene from an independent movie named GUMMO

hales1224 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 11:48

op: this is the worst fml ever I so hope you don't have cancer my mom has it and it's a tough thing to go through but she is making it! but I pray you don't have it and your boyfriend hopefully will stick with you he probably just was too worried about the lump or overwhealmed to say anything back to you . best of luck!