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By LadyLump - 24/01/2010 18:12 - United States

Today, I was ecstatic after spending the night with my longtime crush, when he told me he felt something. I poured my heart and soul out to him, confessing my love for him too. Unfortunately, he was referring to a lump in my left breast, which I now need to get checked out. FML

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By hannah - 15/09/2012 22:16 - New Zealand - Timaru

Today, I woke up feeling ecstatic, because last night, my crush had told my best friend he likes me a lot. I sent him a text message telling him the feeling is mutual. A little while after sending it, it hit me that his confession had only been part of a dream. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2023 06:00

Today, at around 2 a.m., I texted my crush that I liked him. He replied that he's in a relationship. I just felt a tight knot in my stomach and couldn't breathe for a few seconds. FML

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By who_cares - 09/07/2015 11:20 - United States - Garden Grove

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2023 14:00

Today, I finally mustered up the courage to tell my crush how I feel about them. I poured my heart out, only for them to tell me that they're already seeing someone else. To make matters worse, they then asked me for advice on how to impress their new partner. FML

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By cloudish - 21/05/2017 12:00 - Germany

Today, I finally had the guts to tell my best friend that I like him more than just as a friend. I was about to tell him when he excitedly told me that he met the love of his life yesterday. FML

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Long winded way of saying "No chance, mate"

By Anonymous - 18/10/2024 18:00 - United States - Kings Park

Today, I went out for dinner with my crush and expressed my love for her. She responded by saying that we should know that this is the real thing, and to do so we needed to date other people and let time bring us together. FML

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allmidnighteyes 10

Sunday 24 January 2010 23:12

My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely lady lumps... Check it out!

namnams 3

Sunday 24 January 2010 23:19

Well he was feeling your boob up. That's a good sign I suppose.

Comments

mps1969 8

Monday 25 January 2010 0:41

YDI It's karma You probably did something wrong to deserve this .

boatkicker 4

Monday 25 January 2010 0:56

NVM. This was a re-post of a comment that disappeared, but has now resurfaced.

davidhasmorefun 0

Monday 25 January 2010 0:57

she's lump. she's lump. she's lump. she's in my head.

ginasays 0

Monday 25 January 2010 1:07

^ love that songg.

alex1432 9

Monday 25 January 2010 0:57

ydi for having lumpy ****

theinfamousjaywe 0

Monday 25 January 2010 1:08

Awww. I feel bad for you. Can't feel the least bit good to pour your guts out and get nowhere near a mutual response. As for the lump, get checked out, but don't worry too much. they come and go, but aren't always cancer.

SighOfTheWorld 7

Monday 25 January 2010 1:57

At least SOMEONE found it and now you can go get it examined. You should be self-checking regularly. Now you know. Hope it all turns out ok.

chimmy 0

Monday 25 January 2010 2:04

op, you should get it examined, but it is HIGHLY improbable (not impossible) that it is cancer if you are a teenager/young adult. i wouldn't worry too much about it. i had a breast biopsy as a teen and that's what i was told... 99% of the time it's benign. you just need to watch it to make sure that it doesn't change

thatguy626 0

Monday 25 January 2010 2:25

it sounds like your first date so it was stupid to say all that if it was. if it wasn't your first date then that totally sucks

xXEurekaXx 0

Monday 25 January 2010 2:42

srry 4 u

TheTruth1428 0

Monday 25 January 2010 2:50

Sounds to me like you're more concerned that he didn't have feelings for you, not so much the lump as that's how your post sounds. In that respect, YDI for thinking hopping in bed with someone you're not even dating is going to make him fall in love with you. In terms of the boob lump, FYL.