Love is…

By LadyLump - 24/01/2010 18:12 - United States

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Today, I was ecstatic after spending the night with my longtime crush, when he told me he felt something. I poured my heart and soul out to him, confessing my love for him too. Unfortunately, he was referring to a lump in my left breast, which I now need to get checked out. FML
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allmidnighteyes 10

My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely lady lumps... Check it out!

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namnams 3

Well he was feeling your boob up. That's a good sign I suppose.

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Twi_lover_EC 6

Really! Be extremely glad! Both of my grandmas had breast cancer and they lived because they found it early! -Hope u don't have breast cancer though. :S

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davidhasmorefun 0

today I got to second base. too bad the lumps on her boob killed my boner. fml

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Red_Bull_yay 0

make sure its not a cheeto! "uh oh. UH OH... a lump, a lump, oh god, oh god! Nope, cheeto *crunch*"

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boatkicker 4

FML staff, are my comments being deleted for some reason, or is it a glitch? And if they're being deleted, could you tell me why?

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Vanni 0

Sorry! They aren't being deleted, trust me. The site has been really glitchy today. Should be much better tomorrow. Don't worry about it. =)

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boatkicker 4

Okay. I just wanted to know, because if they WERE being deleted, I didn't want to re-post them.

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SirWombat 0

I think it's a good thing that he found a potentially life threatening lump.

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esines 9

Yeah but it's still a bad thing that she may have cancer. So to everyone saying this is a good thing an not an FML, yes it is.

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