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By Grossed out - 08/08/2018 15:00

Today, after giving a homeless guy some change, he offered to give me his bottle of cooking wine if I'd let him suck my toes. FML

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By meesmees - 23/11/2013 10:48 - United States - Severna Park

Today, I ended up talking to a homeless man and bought him a meal. In return, he hugged me and groped my ass. FML

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By keerta_fml - 04/05/2017 02:00

Today, while volunteering to feed the homeless, one of them asked me to follow him to his car where he had a knife and bottle so he could "bottle up my blood". FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2012 11:34 - United States - Macungie

Today, a homeless man asked me for some money to eat. He ate the five dollars I gave him. FML

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By thoughthewasjoking - 15/08/2014 21:10 - United States - Bessemer

Today, while walking to work, I saw a homeless guy with a funny "NEED MONEY 4 BOOZE" sign, so I gave him a few spare dollars for his humor. On my way back home, he was out cold on the sidewalk with several empty bottles beside him. Whoops. FML

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By ihaveahome - 12/04/2011 16:02 - Czech Republic

Today, at 6am I was waiting for the tram to go home from my late night job. A homeless man came up to me and offered to buy me a beer because "guys like us have to stick together." FML

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By groom - 12/12/2008 02:30 - France

Today, I cut my nice and tasty home-made sandwich in half to give to a homeless man. He tasted it, pulled an unimpressed face, and then stuck it in his pocket. FML

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By cAtaLanbLoOd - 24/10/2013 06:06 - France - Perpignan

Today, a homeless guy asked me for a cigarette. Knowing that I only had a couple left in my pack, I gave it to him. He opened it, took one out and thanked me profusely. A bit surprised, I went on my way. Oh yeah, that's right, the pack contained the money I'd withdrawn from an ATM. FML

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By Kev - 19/02/2009 23:42 - Canada

Today, I walked home from work when a woman asked me to come inside for a free meal. It was at a homeless shelter. FML

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By scarredforlife - 16/06/2013 23:27 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, in public, a homeless guy looked me in the eyes and started wanking. FML

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By HaliMali - 22/02/2015 18:21 - United States - Hastings

Today, trying to do a good deed, I gave a homeless guy a $10 bill. As I walked away, he yelled after me, "You fucking bitch!" FML

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lexos 16

Wednesday 8 August 2018 15:08

So how's the wine?

Davros 12

Wednesday 8 August 2018 19:43

THAT'S DISGUSTING. I mean who knows where your toes have been. You might have stepped in dog shit.

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lexos 16

Wednesday 8 August 2018 15:08

So how's the wine?

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 8 August 2018 15:19

That is so gross! I feel sorry for you. Cooking wine? Ick! As a consolation, you can PM me a pic of your feet, Miss Sexy Toes, rawr ;)

Dave_Davington 33

Wednesday 8 August 2018 15:37

I bet if you let him suck your nips, he might even give you his favourite pair of underwear.

Joshua Latta 5

Wednesday 8 August 2018 15:42

Why would you turn that situation into an FML unless you went through with it?

Zekfen 17

Wednesday 8 August 2018 19:17

He was hungry and you denied the poor man a proper meal of toe jam. What is the world coming to?

Davros 12

Wednesday 8 August 2018 19:43

THAT'S DISGUSTING. I mean who knows where your toes have been. You might have stepped in dog shit.

fde2blknimout 18

Thursday 9 August 2018 3:15

So what did you cook for dinner?

wHSKitty 11

Saturday 11 August 2018 17:36

Ewwwwe

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