Miscellaneous: Love your art

Love your art

By BigBlue - 19/03/2014 23:19 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was texting an artist friend telling her I wanted to buy her paintings; going on and on about how much I wanted it and loved the way they looked and couldn't wait to have them. I realized my phone had corrected paintings to panties. FML

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You deserved it 5 656

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Same thing different taste

By artist - 29/03/2013 11:12 - Czech Republic - Prague

Today, I spent the whole night and day painting a portrait of my girlfriend. Being proud of it, I sent it to her hoping she would appreciate it. I spent hours working on that picture only for her to reply with, "That's not me, is it?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 874

You deserved it 4 530

By konacoffee17 - 14/12/2014 05:15 - United States - Portland

Today, I was having a nice conversation with my fiancé when he said out of nowhere, "I sold some of your panties". I thought he was joking so I said I hoped they weren't any of my favorites. He wasn't joking, though, and now some stranger from Craigslist owns my panties. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 678

You deserved it 3 072

By Kit2019 - 23/07/2019 12:00 - United States

Today, I got overly excited because someone texted me, but then realized that moments before, I had sent myself a message. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 347

You deserved it 440

By Anonymous - 22/10/2013 16:47 - United States - Charlotte

Today, my best friend went in for her scheduled mammogram, and I sent her a text saying, "How're your boobies?" It was only after I sent it that I realized I'd sent it to my history professor. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 439

You deserved it 13 195

By smart phone mms - 07/12/2009 06:36 - United States

Today, I got a new smartphone and wanted to surprise my girlfriend with a naughty picture with it. A few minutes after sending it, I got a reply back from my girlfriend. And my best friend. And my sister. And everyone on my contacts list. FML

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You deserved it 47 633

By kb - 10/01/2015 14:35 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I accidentally sent my teacher a picture of me in my boyfriend's boxers instead of my essay. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 700

You deserved it 22 314

By a - 06/12/2012 06:15 - United States - Clarksville

Today, as my friend was rudely rummaging through my phone, she saw a picture of the pottery I've painted her for Christmas. Not only did she see it, but she also declared it ugly. That's probably the present I'm the most proud of this Christmas. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 419

You deserved it 2 490

By Bwberry - 29/11/2017 19:00

Today, I spent hours hand-painting an awesome design on a gift for a friend. My husband was supposed to assemble it when I finished, but when I stepped back to admire my work, he informed me that the whole thing was sideways. He watched me paint it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 244

You deserved it 467

By Anonymous - 11/01/2013 19:47 - United States - Simi Valley

Today, one of my paintings was accepted into a local art gallery. It would've been a dream come true, had my "best friend" not submitted it under her own name and taken all the credit. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 359

You deserved it 3 027

Classic

By thirsty artist - 28/09/2023 08:00

Today, I was working on a painting and went to take a sip of my tea. Instead, I took a swig of paint water. FML

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You deserved it 242

BoltTheSuperdog 22

Thursday 20 March 2014 8:53

But was that REALLY a mistake?

Wizardo 33

Thursday 20 March 2014 9:00

Hopefully south and into her panties.

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Obacooba 14

Thursday 20 March 2014 9:33

I HATE AUTOCORRECT

Selke 16

Thursday 20 March 2014 9:34

Thus reading before you hit the send button.

foxwasalamb 24

Thursday 20 March 2014 9:37

depends on how hot she is

AlaskanG 27

Thursday 20 March 2014 11:45

0.o

flynryder 7

Thursday 20 March 2014 10:07

That's a kinky phone you have!!!

zinoxity 23

Thursday 20 March 2014 10:07

A simple secondary message like, "paintings**" can help.

RinkuTheHero 13

Thursday 20 March 2014 10:11

Ask for a painting of her panties.

Mat2000_1 4

Thursday 20 March 2014 10:19

Genuinely hilarious. Damn auto-correct.

thelittlemissy 29

Thursday 20 March 2014 10:28

That's a nice piece of ass you got there... Oh, I mean art...

briang959 47

Thursday 20 March 2014 10:58

If you're lucky she'll have a buy one get one free.

WeskersSexslave 15

Thursday 20 March 2014 11:17

its best to looks at what you're typing before sending

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Today, it's the first day of my two-week stay at my in-laws' house. They forbid drinking, smoking, cursing, and anything even remotely sexual. I smuggled in my quietest toy to keep me sane in this holy house. If only I hadn't forgotten to bring the battery pack too. FML

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You deserved it 29 847

Today, I got a call from a lady who said my husband died in a car accident in Miami. My husband is supposed to be at a business trip in North Carolina, so I told her it must be a mistake. Turns out it was all true. He lied about a business trip and went to Miami with his lover, who was the woman who had called me. FML

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You deserved it 60

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Today, my 2-year-old asked for cake, so I told her I would make her one. I showed her two boxes of cake and asked which one she wanted. She picked one and happily tried opening it. She'd thought a fully cooked cake is in the box. Ever tried explaining baking to a toddler? FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 514

You deserved it 819

Today, I was eating a bag of almonds I got from the bulk food store, picking off what I thought was stringy remnants of their shells. When I finally got down to the bottom of the bag, I found a silk worm circling around the last almond left of a bag of about 200. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 365

You deserved it 6 105

Today, I was walking my dog, and a whole bunch of teenagers were driving around my neighborhood throwing water balloons at people. They followed me for 3 blocks. FML

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You deserved it 2 881

Today, I shook hands with a girl and held onto her hand while telling her she had very tiny, delicate hands. When I let go to look at them, I discovered she only had two fingers. FML

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You deserved it 39 065

Today, I was excited to have a window seat on my three hour flight to New York. When I got to my row, I noticed the screaming newborn occupying the seat in front of me, and a pair of toddlers behind me. I then looked to my seat to find I have no window. FML

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You deserved it 3 731

Today, I started lactating. That would be fine if I had a kid. Or was pregnant. Or wasn't 16. FML

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You deserved it 2 732

Love your art

Same thing different taste

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