By artist - 29/03/2013 11:12 - Czech Republic - Prague

Today, I spent the whole night and day painting a portrait of my girlfriend. Being proud of it, I sent it to her hoping she would appreciate it. I spent hours working on that picture only for her to reply with, "That's not me, is it?" FML
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Pleonasm 35

"It's what you'd look like if you weren't so damned beautiful." Instant pickup-line.

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ogatasan 5

I spent two hours shading your upper lip

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xoamy906 25

Paint me like one of your French girls ;)

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MrSassypants 32

Do you mean like my paintings of French girls or the French girls I own that are locked up in a basement?

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Imhere4fml 24

I think you're the one who has been locked up.

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Pleonasm 35

"It's what you'd look like if you weren't so damned beautiful." Instant pickup-line.

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Shadown_fml 12

Instant rejection line, you mean. You need to get out more. Watch and learn from top commenter #2

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VannahJane 17

"Today, I spent the whole night and day painting a portrait of my girlfriend."

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attitude_angel 15

A loving girlfriend would love it for all the effort you put into it. Sorry OP :/

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ogatasan 5

I spent two hours shading your upper lip

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ptoka 20

Don't forget the unibrow, it takes a while to get the caterpillar motion correct

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ns1985 15

"This is to tell you I'd love you even if you looked like this"

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AmeliaSH 15

She sounds lovely... I bet it was fine! Don't worry bout it.

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