Lumpy

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, my wooden floor gave me a splinter on the bottom of my foot. I don't have the flexibility nor the eyesight to find it. FML
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brmsnipes 8

Hopefully, it'll pop out on its own. Sorry about that.

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_Minato 8

Ask a friend to help out! Though I'm sorry it happened in the first place.

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False_Stupidity 41

Could be worse. Could've stepped on a Lego.

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killthedead 13

Or a splintering Lego!

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RageWolf16 31

Soak in a bath to soften the skin and then put duct tape over the area and rip it off

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HDolmayan 9

Hopefully it'll come out by itself, but it'll still be painful until then. Fyl

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buckdharma 36

You can do this. I have faith in you, op. Pretend like your foot is a delicious meal, and the splinter is the best part.

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pratikp03 22

Take this opportunity to get in shape

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ArgentumAurum 24

Use your nerves to find it, it's got to hurt somewhat. Or try yoga. Idk good luck.

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uselessfag 18

If you can see enough post it to FML, I'm sure you can see enough to take out the ******* splinter.

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