Kids, Birthday, Awkward and Spooky: Macabre date - FML

Macabre date

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had to go to a birthday party for 10 year-old triplets. They've all been dead for more than 9 years. FML

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By Boyufd - 19/06/2021 00:01

Today, it was my birthday. Also today, same as the past five years, my family forgot my mine and threw a party for my 5-year-old twin sisters who I share a birthday with. FML

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Today, we celebrated our daughter's sixth birthday. Out of the 30 invited, 7 showed up. The last one to cancel this morning told us she was ill. My daughter was in tears as this meant the last remaining playmate couldn't come. My wife later saw her tagged on Facebook at another party. FML

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By bestbirthdayever - 24/08/2010 07:18 - United States

Today, I was at my sixteenth birthday party. My guests consisted of my grandma who I live with, and my 2-year-old cousin she was babysitting. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2010 10:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a party. No one there was under 60. I'm 16 and it was the only party I've been to all year. FML

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By Forgotten Birthday Girl - 11/07/2018 20:30

Today, it's my birthday. I am a triplet. In my first class, everyone sang happy birthday to my sister. Her friends got her balloons too. My other sister's friends got her flowers. Everyone forgot I was their sister and all of my own friends forgot that it was my birthday. FML

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By Paris101 - 22/02/2013 14:51 - United States - Saint Charles

Today, I emailed 10 parents inviting them to my son's birthday party. All 10 emailed back saying their kids had to get a cavity filled. FML

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By Needasafe1234 - 25/09/2009 15:24 - United States

Today, it was my mother's birthday. My 5 year old brother and 85 year old grandma decided to decorate the house with balloons and a blow up "people" they found in my room. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/03/2016 16:41 - United States - Augusta

Today, and recently, many of my friends have been acting strangely. My birthday is coming up soon, so I thought maybe they were planning a surprise party. Nope. Turns out they've just been secretly hanging out without me. FML

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By Its My BDay I Can Cry If I Want To - 10/08/2016 16:51 - United States - Ephrata

Today, all of my friends bailed from the birthday party I was throwing myself. This was also after they had encouraged me for months to have one, knowing I'd never had my birthday celebrated before. FML

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dunner12 0

Monday 20 June 2011 12:04

WTF

breathemein 10

Monday 20 June 2011 12:09

my friends parents invite us all over for their daughters birthday to hang out and remember her, when she died 7 years ago, they do it every year.

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theonlysweetpea 10

Tuesday 21 June 2011 8:57

That's just weird.

titans77 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 9:08

he can bitch as much as he wants to it's a free country and if the parents see it they maybe they will the message of they shouldn't invite so many people to an uncomfortable event

kaylanicole1255 1

Tuesday 21 June 2011 9:17

Was it a birthday party or a get together to remember a life that was lost? Theres a difference! And we shouldnt judge. Do any of you know what its like to loose a child? My best friend lost her infant daughter 2 years ago. In rememberence of her life we all got together for dinner and a movie. It wasnt only for the lost infant. It was to support the parents as well. You NEVER get over loosing a child! Show some compassion! What if your child died?

kaylanicole1255 1

Tuesday 21 June 2011 9:25

#121 Your mother is an idiot then. Even drs ask how many kids you have carried ir given birth to, even if they died. Why dont you try telling Ellies mom that she is no longer a mom of twins! You give birth to a child and its considered a LIVE birth which means that child COUNTS! Your mother IS a mom of 9, 2 are angels, weather she likes it or not!

kaylanicole1255 1

Tuesday 21 June 2011 9:27

I meant 219: Sorry 121! Soo 219, liftupellie.com

greenjedi 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 10:56

well that's sad what you do with the presents

swtcogrl 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 11:00

this is beyond sad and sick. they need to let the dead rest my goodness.

jsizzle1297 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 11:33

****** up

IronZombie 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 13:19

lol @ anyone getting offended by comments here. dead triplets.. likely story

margs12 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 13:31

omg thats so sad :(

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