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Macabre date

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had to go to a birthday party for 10 year-old triplets. They've all been dead for more than 9 years. FML

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By Boyufd - 19/06/2021 00:01

Today, it was my birthday. Also today, same as the past five years, my family forgot my mine and threw a party for my 5-year-old twin sisters who I share a birthday with. FML

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By TheHangoverPart4 - 07/09/2022 00:30 - Australia - Waurn Ponds

Today, it was my daughter's 11th birthday party. One kid broke a vase, another lost a (baby) tooth, and two kids, including mine, tested positive for Covid. My kid parties harder than I ever have. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2020 05:01

Today, we celebrated our daughter's sixth birthday. Out of the 30 invited, 7 showed up. The last one to cancel this morning told us she was ill. My daughter was in tears as this meant the last remaining playmate couldn't come. My wife later saw her tagged on Facebook at another party. FML

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By bestbirthdayever - 24/08/2010 07:18 - United States

Today, I was at my sixteenth birthday party. My guests consisted of my grandma who I live with, and my 2-year-old cousin she was babysitting. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2010 10:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a party. No one there was under 60. I'm 16 and it was the only party I've been to all year. FML

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By Forgotten Birthday Girl - 11/07/2018 20:30

Today, it's my birthday. I am a triplet. In my first class, everyone sang happy birthday to my sister. Her friends got her balloons too. My other sister's friends got her flowers. Everyone forgot I was their sister and all of my own friends forgot that it was my birthday. FML

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By Paris101 - 22/02/2013 14:51 - United States - Saint Charles

Today, I emailed 10 parents inviting them to my son's birthday party. All 10 emailed back saying their kids had to get a cavity filled. FML

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By Needasafe1234 - 25/09/2009 15:24 - United States

Today, it was my mother's birthday. My 5 year old brother and 85 year old grandma decided to decorate the house with balloons and a blow up "people" they found in my room. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/03/2016 16:41 - United States - Augusta

Today, and recently, many of my friends have been acting strangely. My birthday is coming up soon, so I thought maybe they were planning a surprise party. Nope. Turns out they've just been secretly hanging out without me. FML

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By Its My BDay I Can Cry If I Want To - 10/08/2016 16:51 - United States - Ephrata

Today, all of my friends bailed from the birthday party I was throwing myself. This was also after they had encouraged me for months to have one, knowing I'd never had my birthday celebrated before. FML

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dunner12 0

Monday 20 June 2011 12:04

WTF

breathemein 10

Monday 20 June 2011 12:09

my friends parents invite us all over for their daughters birthday to hang out and remember her, when she died 7 years ago, they do it every year.

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iKnockout 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 23:56

thats ****** up.

stephen9428 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 0:47

if u have a b-day party for dead people you need serious psychiatric help! don't go next year!

barakat 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 2:04

Does everyone on this site believe any ol' story? Hahaha.

suri23 11

Wednesday 22 June 2011 2:19

Had to?

Human_Delilah 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 3:32

POOR TRIPLETS..OP Have A Heart..They Where Just Kids..=[

danyolxo 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 3:54

Imagine how the parents feel, F their life. i lost my first baby last year. i love her and miss her desparetly. i will always love her and remember her on all her birthdays and all the days in between.

inyearstocome 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 4:04

Had to? Sounds like you're enabling their totally unresolved issue

AgentKennedy 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 4:27

People need to stop saying you should never tell someone to move on. I may not know how it feels to lose a child but I lost both my parents when I was 14 and 16. And if someone told me anything at that time, it would be to move on, because thats what they would of wanted. Idk how different it is, but similar rules should apply..

BriAndNoodle1517 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 4:42

I feel sorry for the parents :( obviously haven't moved on.

munhkin804 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 5:05

that's sad

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