Magic is real, OK?

By yummolives - 26/08/2009 20:31 - United States

Today, my little sister received a fairy costume from my aunt. She put it on and waved her wand at me. She said, "Abracadabra, bibbity poo. I wish Sydney was pretty." When I did nothing, she put her hands on her hips and said, "Can't you just act pretty?" FML
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Intoxicunt 5

You can ACT pretty? I wish someone would have told me that sooner. I guess I should walk around "acting pretty", and I'll steal all the guys away from the really pretty girls. Suh-weet!

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offtheheezy 0

Damnnnnnnn. That sucks. Your sister is hilarious. If that was done to me, though, that would probably make me want to tear up. FYL.

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allmidnighteyes 10

OP's sister probably looked like this doing it http://i28.tinypic.com/2zzqcxz.jpg Yeah, I'm like, the next Picasso

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SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

That is an amazing picture. xD OP: Please, ask your sister how one acts pretty. Seriously, I would have a long time ago if I knew it were possible. I feel so out of the loop now.

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alj_fml 0

xD That picture was epic. Thanks for the laugh.

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xxXChiiXxx 2

lol I want to click on it, but I'm scared it's going to go to a **** site or crash my computer. o__o

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Luky_fml 0

oh please, how is a little girl supposed to know what others find attractive in a female btw, i love the pic allmidnighteyes

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genius_man16 0

That seems like an odd thing for a sister to randomly say, I feel like there is something missing from the FML...

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screwtaylor 0

I thought Costumes were only supposed to be worn for Halloween? *sigh* The OP could of also told her littler sister "Could you just act like your not annoying?" that would have been a good one. Anyway, I think the OP's little sister is just jealous, because Sydney is older and has boobs and she doesn't.

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Starchild21 3

as a third party "observer" lol! im pretty sure u both dont have anything to not feel confident about :)

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singachic87 0

@ taylor: most little girls i know like to play dress-up, princess, etc. it's not that strange to receive a costume in a season other than halloween.

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Intoxicunt 5

Haha, thanks #41, but in my pic, I'm leaning over. I DO have something to worry about. =(

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Nakedsquirrel 5

Well?! Why COULDN'T you just act pretty?! Why couldn't you humor a sweet little girl and play along?! What a ******* bitch! Your mother must not have taught you any manners!

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Lichinamo 33

Dude(or dudette),it's offensive to be called ugly.You can't act pretty.If you could,I would have started a looooong time ago. Plus,OP's little sister has her own opinion of pretty.And it's the sister who's a bitch.

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xmaggerzz 0

aww sweetie. maybe a makeover?

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zeal 0

So your life is ****** because some little kid didn't think you were pretty? These "OMG SOMEONE SAID I WAS UGLY FML FML FML" FMLs need to stop, because they're getting annoying.

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ily_hun996 0

if they're so annoying to you, don't waist your time commenting =P

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polarbare 0

THIS IS GAY... SERIOUSLY... YDI FOR BEING UGLY

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Sessee 4

At least she cares enough to want you to be not hideous.

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