Transportation, Cars and Accident: Magic moment

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By spongebob squarepants - 28/02/2018 01:30

Today, I rear-ended someone while trying to watch my odometer hit 80,000 miles. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2015 13:13 - United States - Crawfordville

Today, I was intently watching my odometer to see it change from 99,999 to 100,000 when I ran into the back of another vehicle. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2012 01:11 - United States

Today, while driving to work in heavy traffic, I got so into the song I was listening to that I tapped my foot on the gas to the beat. I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/03/2022 08:00 - United States - Nashville

Today, while driving to work, some asshole stopped sharply on the 60 mph highway because he almost hit the car in front of him. Even with maintaining my distance, and slamming on the brakes, I still ruined the front end of my car on his dented bumper. I haven't even had the car for a year, and I'm still the one at fault. FML

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By KobraKommander - 17/03/2010 11:51 - France

Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML

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By trafficfail - 01/06/2011 16:43

Today, as I was driving to work, I glanced in my rear view mirror to see an old man behind me using binoculars to see in front of him since we were stuck in a huge traffic jam. He rear ended me. FML

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By FenderBender - 03/09/2009 04:54 - Canada

Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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You deserved it 43 587

By calling_while_driving - 28/03/2011 07:37 - United States

Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML

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By shit - 13/05/2010 21:00 - United States

Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2019 11:00 - United States - Spokane

Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML

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You deserved it 204

By dumbluck - 16/03/2011 06:54 - United States

Today, I was driving in stop and go traffic and passed two accidents in the process. I got nervous and decided to change routes to avoid getting hit. As I was trying to find an alternative route on my GPS, I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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Sinshine 28

Wednesday 28 February 2018 3:46

Dude if crap like that distracts you that much, you're a danger to everyone around you. Please swith to using public transportation.

ohsnapword 21

Wednesday 28 February 2018 2:25

Did you get it on your Snapchat as well?

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ActuallyDavid 17

Wednesday 28 February 2018 1:36

Lmao YDI bro. I would’ve probably done something similarly stupid at some point, though.

ohsnapword 21

Wednesday 28 February 2018 2:25

Did you get it on your Snapchat as well?

tibtak 20

Wednesday 28 February 2018 2:55

You managed to hit AT 80,000 miles. Congrats!!

lukesick1 12

Wednesday 28 February 2018 2:56

When this baby hits 80,000 miles your gonna see some serious shit.

Justin Karcher 2

Wednesday 28 February 2018 3:16

The only time to really watch your odometer is when it reads 80,085 miles...

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 28 February 2018 6:01

BOOBS!!! Hahahaha!

Seeya55 31

Wednesday 28 February 2018 15:42

Yes. That's the joke.

Dave_Davington 33

Wednesday 28 February 2018 3:18

Was it worth it?

Hejira Hayes 8

Wednesday 28 February 2018 3:44

YDI. I'd say **** Their Life, but I'm concerned the acronym of such would only encourage you.

Sinshine 28

Wednesday 28 February 2018 3:46

Dude if crap like that distracts you that much, you're a danger to everyone around you. Please swith to using public transportation.

INDYSTRUCTABLE 43

Wednesday 28 February 2018 4:39

ever consider driving forward?....

Sheepiebeepie 26

Wednesday 28 February 2018 4:51

They were driving forward... too much.

tonyfan00 38

Wednesday 28 February 2018 5:50

Guess you hit 80,000 in more ways than one!

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