Mah bawsac

By Anonymous - 12/07/2014 20:19 - United States - Indianapolis

Spicy
Today, I accidentally twisted my balls in my own underwear so badly that I had to be hospitalized. FML
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bigpappy7 5

So...uh...how did you manage that?

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inner_peace 19

Just reading that made me cringe.

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10splayer 5

I noticed that the OP's gender is listed as female. haha, probably another surprise for the nurses

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10splayer 5

damn phone app... it's listed as female on my phone.

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Marielle_T 10

It's the kind of FML where I feel the pain just by reading it...and I don't have balls! Seriously, menstruation pain doesn't sound as bad anymore...

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xoteeshaox 22

depends on how bad you get your period pain, but i get what you're saying.

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andiesaur 18

How did that lead to a hospitalization?! This totally needs a follow-up.

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SmoothPancakes 10

Because it's a medical emergency when it happens. If it's not untwisted and blood supply restored in time, the ******** will die. Unless someone wants to go around being called One Nut Chuck for the rest of his life, he's gonna haul his ass to the hospital. Plus with the kind of pain I can only imagine would he associated with that, I'd be speeding to the hospital anyways to try and get the pain stopped.

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Articulation 12

Must have been pretty ballsy to try something like that.

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worldclassrager 39

I hope that's not as bad as being castrated

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