Hospital and Health: Mah bawsac - FML

Mah bawsac

By Anonymous - 12/07/2014 20:19 - United States - Indianapolis

Spicy

Today, I accidentally twisted my balls in my own underwear so badly that I had to be hospitalized. FML

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By neveragain - 12/02/2016 19:10 - United Kingdom - Byfleet

Today, I ended up in the ER because I ruptured a testicle by accidentally sitting on it. Last time I ever go commando. FML

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By ???? - 25/01/2012 06:32 - United States

Today, I fell and sprained my ankle while trying to step into my underwear. FML

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By Ballhugger - 06/12/2009 20:42 - Canada

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Today, I fell asleep with my hands down my pants. I woke up to an excruciating pain coming from my genitalea. It turns out that I was having nightmares and I squeezed my balls because I was so terrified. I popped 3 blood vessels in my scrotum and now walk with a limp. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2012 05:15 - United States

Today, as I was riding my bike, my foot slipped and I did a slow speed-tumble over the top, ripping my balls wide open. Number of stitches: too many to count. Size of balls: softball. Color: blue. FML

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By boxerswontdo - 06/03/2022 02:00

Today, at physical therapy, even though I was wearing underwear, when I went on the leg press machine, my balls popped out of the bottom of my shorts. A bunch of times. The therapist saw. FML

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By Matt - 13/04/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, at work, I wet my pants. I had to throw my tighty-whities away. Since I didn't have underwear on, I chafed real bad and got a rash on my butthole and near my balls. I had to push my boyfriend off of me, all because it hurt too much to touch. FML

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By paulinapo - 28/03/2013 13:52 - United States - Staten Island

Today, while in a public bathroom, I threw out my back. A stranger had to help me pull up my pants. FML

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Ball Is Life

By Anonymous - 17/09/2018 12:00

Spicy

Today, my wife tried to be sexy by climbing on top of me wearing nothing but a thong. Unfortunately, her knee came down in just the wrong spot and I passed out instantly from the pain of my testicle rupturing. I'm in hospital now recovering from the removal surgery. FML

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By crushed dreams - 16/06/2011 06:20 - United States

Spicy

Today, I went from a party where both of my girlfriends decided to show, to a hospital bed with no girlfriends and a painful left testicle. FML

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Third degree

By Anonymous - 10/07/2021 06:01

Today, my wife left her curling iron on the bed, which was dangerous enough, but I also accidentally sat on it after my shower. Now I have a burn on the bottom of my balls, which has turned into a painful blister. FML

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bigpappy7 5

Sunday 13 July 2014 7:09

So...uh...how did you manage that?

inner_peace 19

Sunday 13 July 2014 7:10

Just reading that made me cringe.

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robertmil90 10

Sunday 13 July 2014 13:56

one word...OUCH!!!!

DylanHasClass 17

Sunday 13 July 2014 14:19

Never knew that was possible

telli164 30

Sunday 13 July 2014 14:38

How on earth does this even happen!

vikky538 28

Sunday 13 July 2014 14:54

what were you doing ..a ballet dance..

thereal_BA 5

Sunday 13 July 2014 15:13

Look up testicular torsion if you wanna know more about it....

TwentyFourBeerz 18

Sunday 13 July 2014 15:42

This is total bullshit!!!!

KarlwithaK91 12

Sunday 13 July 2014 15:53

Holy crap! I had never heard of testicular torsion before. just googled it. made me cringe so bad I had to stop reading... the article was saying that the pain is so much that it is often quickly followed my nausea and vomiting. you definitely have my best wishes.

Epickitty58 29

Sunday 13 July 2014 21:37

MOTHER OF GOD. Maybe only childbirth could compare to that kind of pain.

sexual_girl 15

Sunday 13 July 2014 15:54

I'm a girl so I don't quite understand everything about male genitalia... but... how?!

pooldude 24

Sunday 13 July 2014 15:58

i just wanna ask... how.... how did you manage that?? even reading this masked my balls hurt!

nobodyspecific 11

Sunday 13 July 2014 15:59

Cross your nuts and your fingers -yoteslaya

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