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Dang.
Sorry to hear about that, Samantha Baker. Your sister isn't getting married to a total doofus tomorrow, is she?
Uh...happy belated birthday!!
Well you can't be upset she didn't remember because you didn't even notice she forgot.
Happy Birthday, at lest you have the FML team to wish you a Happy Birthday.
Woahh haha awkward!
My birthday was yesterday and my brother forgot to so my mom called him to to tell him to call me
Next birthday, call your mom to congratulate her on her motherhood day. That'll get her. (Belated happy birthday!)
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I never really understood why people made such a big deal about birthdays, maybe it's just me.
Well...happy belated birthday, OP