Miscellaneous: Make it stop

Make it stop

By shadow1248 - 27/05/2012 05:06 - United States - Stamford

Today, I had finally gotten my dogs to quiet down and my baby to fall asleep. Not thirty seconds later, my neighbor's car alarm went off. They aren't home for the weekend, and the damn alarm has now been blaring for three hours. FML

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By DamnDogs - 05/03/2012 10:28 - Canada

Today, I was woken up by my neighbour's dog losing its mind, and I remembered reading a story about someone ignoring a dog and later finding out that their car had been stolen. Paranoid, I went outside to check on mine. Nope. Just the damn dog barking at one thirty in the morning. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2016 13:00 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I was so tired, I passed out at work in the middle of a call. All because my neighbor's car alarm kept going off every 3 minutes all through the morning. It was still going when I left for work. If you see a news story in a few days about a whole neighborhood beating a guy to death, that's probably us. FML

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You deserved it 1 328

By hcditfi5foygy - 23/09/2018 13:30

Today, I learned that my new neighbour's car alarm goes off every time a car drives by blasting loud bass. So far, it's gone off 6 times in the last hour. I can't wait until he's done moving in here, where he and his car will stay for the next year. FML

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You deserved it 145

By Anonymous - 16/10/2012 16:38 - United States - Raleigh

Today, my neighbors left for their nine month excursion, and armed their security system. One of the features is a loud series of three beeps every three seconds, 24 hours a day. I can hear it, clear as a bell, throughout my entire house. FML

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You deserved it 1 588

By TooNoisy4Me - 04/07/2016 09:46 - United States - Bellerose

Today, like every year, my next-door neighbors started setting off their fireworks at exactly midnight. Also, like every year, the sensitive car alarm belonging to another neighbor has gone off with every firework. It's been almost six hours of nonstop alarms and explosions. FML

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You deserved it 1 150

By Anonymous - 13/09/2012 20:37 - United Kingdom - Harlow

Today, my car alarm went off during a funeral. Three times. FML

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You deserved it 3 753

Noise Annoys

By Anonymous - 24/03/2019 19:00 - United Kingdom - Sutton Coldfield

Today, I'm dead on my feet. My flatmate's alarm went off for 20 minutes at 5 a.m., which I heard and he didn't. A car alarm went off outside my window for half an hour at 7 a.m. My building fire alarm went off twice, at 8 and 8:10 a.m. Just let me sleep. FML

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You deserved it 165

By firebombtimEFUCKERS - 29/09/2012 16:32 - United States

Today, I finally managed to sleep, after two days of being kept awake by the miniature floodlights my neighbors have installed to scare off burglars. Only a couple of hours into my sleep, I woke up to the sound of their car being broken into. FML

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You deserved it 1 724

Targeted

By Anonymous - 08/09/2020 10:01 - Croatia - Zagreb

Today, the neighbor's dog has been barking for over 5 hours. It is barking directly at my window. FML

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You deserved it 99

Blowin' in the wind

By Tired - 19/09/2020 02:02 - United Stated

Today, for the third night in a row, I didn't get any sleep, because my neighbor's new dog won't stop barking when the wind blows. Where I live, we get major wind gusts most days of the week. It's going to be another long night. FML

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You deserved it 106

pdp_fml 21

Sunday 27 May 2012 12:16

I would call the police. They have ways to break into cars and could probably turn off the alarm.

DooleyFTW 17

Sunday 27 May 2012 12:10

Go break that car up! Although on a more serious note maybe you could try get in contact with your neighbors or ring the police to try sort it out.

Comments

mhopper 13

Sunday 27 May 2012 13:57

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pandarara116 4

Sunday 27 May 2012 14:04

Ummmmm.....yes

mhopper 13

Sunday 27 May 2012 14:08

It's from an old Dane Cook routine. That's a song he wrote with the car alarm as inspiration :)

hockeyoceancity 13

Sunday 27 May 2012 14:14

Sounds like a Rebecca Black remix.

iStrukk 7

Sunday 27 May 2012 16:02

Oh my god, I was about to post this. >.>

DocBastard 38

Sunday 27 May 2012 17:12

Mhopper - You should PM this to Sirin. She's a HUGE Dane Cook fan and she will live you for it! Seriously, do it now.

KiddNYC1O 20

Sunday 27 May 2012 18:09

Muahaha. ^

KeepTalking 6

Sunday 27 May 2012 14:04

I moderated this!!

b0ngs 7

Sunday 27 May 2012 15:41

Omigosh! Did you really? So did I! .we should totally celebrate. *eyeroll*

Il_Maestro 6

Sunday 27 May 2012 18:24

20- can I have a ******* autograph?

pandarara116 4

Sunday 27 May 2012 14:07

Me too! I feel all special inside

pandarara116 4

Sunday 27 May 2012 14:10

Write a very colourful note and leave it in their letterbox. They could of at least left their keys with a neighbour just incase!

dbt88 15

Sunday 27 May 2012 20:50

I know a few of my neighbors very well but I still wouldn't leave them my car keys if I went out of town. Hell, I don't even tell them I'm leaving.

MistySky 17

Sunday 27 May 2012 14:11

Most cars stop beeping after 10 minutes or so..

ManInTheMachine 19

Sunday 27 May 2012 14:16

Maybe that's because the owner eventually realizes it's their car going off and turns off the alarm, hmmm? In this case, the owner isn't there to turn it off. Hence the FML.

mhopper 13

Sunday 27 May 2012 14:20

Maybe the dogs were barking because someone was trying to steal the car? Either way, call the police and save yourself a migraine!

stormchaser24 24

Sunday 27 May 2012 14:20

What? I though most car alarms would shutoff after 5-10 min. Because when I was at my friends house an car alarm went off while when they where gone and it shut off. At least the battery should have died or something.