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By DBR - 23/04/2009 10:45 - United States

Today, my alarm went off. I reached to swat it, missed, slipped, smacked my face on my dresser, and fell on the floor. As I picked myself up off the floor, I hit my head on the open top drawer of my other dresser. In 30 seconds of consciousness, I was attacked by two pieces of furniture. FML

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By IVOaf - 26/02/2014 20:55 - United States

Today, as I tried to get out of bed, I got my foot tangled in my sheets. I reached out to my dresser to avoid falling flat on my face. I didn't fall, but I did manage to smash my fingers in the drawer while still trapped in the sheets. FML

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Occam's razor

By anonymous - 12/02/2011 05:48 - Canada

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. Groggy and disoriented, I bumped into several pieces of furniture and made a lot of noise. My dad woke up, mistook me for a burglar, and knocked me out with his fist. FML

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Thanks guys

By Anonymous - 29/04/2009 00:05 - Canada

Today, I was walking into my living room when I slipped over the carpet, bashed my head on my glass table, and was moaning in pain on the floor. My parents came running when they heard my head bang… straight to the table, to see if there were any scratches on it. FML

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Wakey wakey

By sacked - 22/02/2010 19:51 - United States

Today, I was woken by my alarm. I got really tangled up in my blankets, and struggled frantically to untangle myself so I could turn off the alarm. I not only kneed myself in the face, but I accidentally punched myself in the nuts too. Hard. FML

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By IngenuityAbsent - 22/02/2015 13:54 - Canada - Grimsby

Today, I had a dream where I whacked my head against my shelf. I woke up immediately after, freaked out and whacked my head against my shelf. FML

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Accidents will happen

By Anonymous - 27/04/2009 05:58 - United States

Today, at work, I managed to hit myself in the face with a large sheet pan. The force made me back into a shelf, which knocked a box off the top, which hit me in the head and knocked me out-cold. I now have a fat lip, a sore head, and bruises all over from the fall. FML

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By vee2013 - 26/04/2014 04:22 - Canada - London

Today, I finally decided to do something productive and clean my room. When I went to pick up the first thing off my floor, I hit my head on my desk and gave myself a concussion. FML

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By imalwaystired - 21/01/2010 20:20 - France

Today, I opened the cabinet to take a pill for my headache. After taking the pill, I turned around and smashed my head on the open cabinet door. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2017 02:00

Today, as I was trying to get out of bed, my foot began sliding across the floor. I instinctively tried to balance myself, only for the new angle to cause my right hip to painfully and loudly dislocate, making me fall face-forward into my dresser. Back stuck in bed after three days of freedom. FML

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By ___Ruby_____ - 08/10/2018 12:00

Today, as I rushed to get my pants on, I slipped and bashed my forehead against the solid oak back board of my bed. School starts in 30 minutes and I look like I lost a boxing match horribly. FML

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Bobby64 29

Thursday 28 July 2011 16:34

Yes, but I think the OP deserved it for not wearing a helmet to bed. Totally unsafe.

livlafluv100 2

Monday 25 July 2011 16:35

you should sue whoever made the furniture.

Comments

nicolemonicat 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 20:17

klutz. xD

vt_mruhlin 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 20:19

Yeah, but I bet you were wide awake after that happened (unless you got a concussion)

Jemm_fml 29

Thursday 23 April 2009 20:24

Lmao, you're hilarious. xD FYL and YDI at the same time.. rofl.

ughh_lydia 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 20:28

sounds like me... lmao. clutsz.

genius_man16 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 20:33

I hate these summary sentences in the FML's. I can read what happened thank you very much. Also, this is hardly an FML to begin with, this happens to everyone at least once, get over it. It would be an FML if you knocked yourself out and had to go to the hospital or something, but this? nah

bellwether 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 20:37

YDI for putting your alarm clock in such a precarious place.

Kickinchicken213 3

Thursday 23 April 2009 20:49

I feel your pain.

kellster 2

Thursday 23 April 2009 20:50

I wouldn't say that that furniture attacked you so much as that you're pretty clumsy. And you have too much furniture. Why do you have two dressers? And close the drawers. Lol.