this! don't milk it too much, but you definitely have the right to hold out for a little while.

#15, sorry, but you were not issued a copy of the Man Code, Heterosexual Edition. It clearly states that sex with a woman supercedes sleep in all cases at all times. He needs to take his chances sleeping at work the next day, or phoning in sick, but refusing a ******** is a clear violation of The Code. It's an understandable error on your part.

Damn. Hopefully my local library carries a copy, because it looks like I have some reading to do. While I'm there, I'll pick up a copy for OP's boyfriend, too.

#27, it's not in the library. All men are issued this book and sworn to secrecy about the specifics. You can deduce from the behavior of men the general gist of the document.

Well perdix, you may need to set up a tutoring session with the boyfriend then. Clearly he needs to brush up on the sexual code of conduct for a heterosexual male.

#42, did you catch the part about "beauty sleep?" I don't think tutoring is going to be effective in this case. I think we just need to convince him that he needs to self-deport himself to the other team.

I love you two:')

Silly perdix, tutoring is still an option. Though the tutoring he needs may require you to step outside your comfort zone a little bit. ;)

No that sounds like it would end up being a double strike against perdix, and 2 strikes and we have to take his badge away.

Someone should tell him to wake up! Grab a brush and put a little make up. Beauty sleep is for the weak!

System of a down!

16- just for the reference, thumbs up! :D

Yes it did. OP's boyfriend just didn't think the fantasy through obviously, since he didn't realize it would result in him losing "beauty sleep".

I guess your teachers never taught you to read, because if you read the post the first thing OP says is that it WAS a sex fantasy of his.

45, perhaps you should read 18's comment again before you start with your insults. It says that maybe his fantasy didn't include OP, not that this wasn't his fantasy.

Some jokes are too clever for FML. I'm sure Warden meant the fantasy didn't involve HER waking him up with a *******...

If you read 18's comment with the word "you" emphasized, it makes perfect sense.

#45: I do know how to read thank you. However you clearly did not get, what I was trying say. Sorry maybe next time I should of put "you", instead of just you. Perhaps then it would of made more sense.

Barney would disapprove of the girl still being there in the morning:') SUIT UP.

Barney Stinson would also be disappointed you spelled "behavior" "behaviour" haha.

75 - There's nothing wrong about that spelling, though.

Sorry, didn't know. I'm a French one.

He should never be so lucky ever again... If I were OP I'd deny him anything but straight sex for a month!!!

51- If you're still sleeping with him, that's not much of a "punishment" (not that sex should be used that way, anyway).

52: Really? If my boyfriend refused me anything other than straight up missionary position for a whole month I think I'd go insane from the monotony. Same on his side. This punishment would work for most people unless their sex life is incredibly vanilla to start with. Not that there's anything wrong with that, I just personally find it bone-achingly dull to do the same thing day in, day out. (But you're right, sex should never be used as a weapon)

57- I see what you're saying, but I read "straight up sex" as the commenter saying "he'd get nothing but straight sex"- meaning, no blow jobs. However if it was meant to mean only missionary, then I suppose you're right. That would be quite boring.

* I'd prefer, not "is" Apologies for the typo. I hope I got my point across, though.

She was fulfilling HIS fantasy, not her own. If there were restrictions, maybe he should have specified how and when his fantasy should take place. His bad, not hers.