Make your mind up!

By nextcontestant16 - 19/11/2012 15:12 - United States

Spicy
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by waking him up with a blowjob, because he had always told me that it was a sexy fantasy of his. When he finally woke up, he got pissed off, rudely accused me of interrupting his beauty sleep, then soundly lay back down and fell asleep again. FML
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blcksocks 19

Don't trust men who value sleep more than a BJ. I would give up my sleep for that any day

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Banana_ham_ox 0

i had almost the same reaction when a gf mounted my morning wood while i was sleeping. i dont remember it but needless to say she was quite pissed and i never got it again :(

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duckfan4life 1

He's an idiot that's almost every guys fantasy and he jus blew it off what a moron

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Steve95401 49

Dump his stupid ass then he'll have plenty of time for his precious beauty rest.

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StanSmith2013 26

Should have got the shavers out and pretended to make his lower region bald. The noise of the blades would have got him up!

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chrissy2 28

That happened to me last week...

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HeartOfLead 24

Man down... As for you, OP, you fell victim to the ihavealimphoohooinmymouth-itis. Needless to say, there too many of these failed BJ FMLs.

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DollyDope 17

Sounds like you weren't doing a very good job...and have an ungrateful & rude boyfriend

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DogStew 20

I'm so sorry your boyfriend is a ******! I would face hump you into the next millennium.

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