Embarrassing, Weird, Shopping and Awkward: Making a scene

Making a scene

By becca1417 - 01/09/2009 22:21 - United States

Today, I was at the mall in a store looking at movie posters. I turned around and suddenly saw a creepy guy smiling at me, holding his arms out wide. I screamed, "Holy shit!" really loudly, causing everyone to stop and stare at me funny. Then I realized the creepy man was a cardboard cutout. FML

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You deserved it 45 395

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By Anonymous - 15/07/2009 04:20 - Canada

Today, I was in the gas station and I saw this creepy lady staring at me and smiling. She just didn't stop. I even gave an awkward wave to let her know that I saw her staring at me. Finally I decided to confront the woman, turns out the overly happy woman was a cardboard cut out FML

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You deserved it 66 274

By ohcrap - 02/06/2011 10:05 - United States

Today, I was shopping for clothes. I thought this guy was a mannequin because he was standing perfectly still. I poked him and he screamed like a girl. FML

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You deserved it 36 394

By SuperShy - 06/09/2016 04:29 - United States - Massillon

Today, I realized just how shy and awkward I really am when I averted my eyes to avoid making eye contact with someone who turned out to be a cardboard cut-out. FML

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You deserved it 2 139

By shitbucketsfilledwithshit - 08/10/2015 16:04 - United States - Spring

Today, while walking home after a night of partying, I saw a thin, bald person in a suit looking at me from across the street. I got flashbacks to the Slender Man, screamed like a little bitch and ran. Then I realized I'd just humiliated myself in front of some random guy waiting for a bus. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2020 13:58

Today, I realized at the train station that every day for a month, I've been waving to a cardboard cut-out of a person in the morning. I thought they were real. They're cardboard. FML

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You deserved it 485

By Anonymous - 29/10/2012 17:59 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML

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You deserved it 5 096

By thatswhatsup66 - 20/03/2012 19:01 - United States - Greer

Today, I was at a restaurant, and I saw my friend. When we made eye contact, I made a creepy face at her and twitched my arms to make her laugh. A woman looked over said sadly, "Oh my God, that poor girl!" She thought I was "special." FML

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You deserved it 26 957

Dude, are you OK?

By Anonymous - 29/06/2022 12:00 - Canada - Thornhill

Today, I was at work at Walmart, casually walking in the middle of the store, when my foot caught on something, so I went flying forward and yelled, being caught off guard, to the point I had to pretend I was running for 3 seconds, then someone blocked my path so I suddenly had to stop. Everyone was staring at me. FML

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You deserved it 330

Hey!

By QueueJumper - 11/02/2014 00:45 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was waiting in line at a clothes store when someone cut in in front of me, and the gentlemen in front of me. I shouted, "Hey! Queue starts back here!". He responded by pointing out the "gentlemen" in front was actually a very realistic mannequin. FML

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You deserved it 17 624

Creeped out

By hotandbothered - 03/02/2010 06:24 - United States

Today, I was developing film at Walmart. It started to get a little warm, so I began taking my sweatshirt off. A creepy old man approached me, saying "You know, usually girls like you are paid to take their clothes off." FML

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You deserved it 4 340

alijacket 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 1:50

Literally LOL'd.

the_stereotype 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 1:42

hahaha...dumb i hope you told that card board cut off for that bitch that he was

Comments

dncroy 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 1:54

I saw this guy one day and went like "OMG, he's soo hoT!" and actually approached him, two friends waiting behind n smiling in a weird way.. he turned out to be a cardboard cutout as well, I was sooo embarressed :((, especially because he turned out to be this guy who's almost 20 years older than me =( don't worry, its not ur fault, YdontDI..

LadyAlathia 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 1:57

My dear friend from high school got a cardboard cutout of Legolas (from Lord of the Rings) for her 16th birthday. We set him up at the front door, so he was the first thing every one of the incoming guests saw when they opened the door. The reactions were EXCELLENT. ^_^

singer4life666 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 1:59

You should have just played it off and been like,"Oh shit!I didn't know this movie came out today!" Lol

Starchild21 3

Wednesday 2 September 2009 2:01

See now I thought you looked in the mirror but oh well _________________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99

ardel 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 2:01

You dumb bitch. Learn the difference of a cardboard and a human.

girlwhoactshigh 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 3:05

Dude harsh take a chill pill :D

glitchead 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 9:37

yay becca! I saw a cutout and approached it well knowing it was a cutout to see what others would think. Mom saw me and smiled thinking I was talking to a girl. When I went back she said "so who's that" and i said "megan fox."

fml_lover1 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 2:03

some girls on my floor at college had a lifesize cardboard cutout of the geico caveman for some reason, and that thing would randomly show up in the showers, right outside your dorm room door, in the trash room, in the kitchen, everywhere. It always surprised people, but their reactions were awesome.

DameGreyWulf 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 2:15

Remind me to do that sometime.

Starchild21 3

Wednesday 2 September 2009 5:08

GREAT IDEA :D!!! _____________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99

ohFawkYou 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 2:04

HAHAHA ! :D that happened to me one time .

screwtaylor 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 2:05

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sexxxtacy 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 6:48

i love how fml has become a social networking site as well lol. bc you see ppl like screwtaylor and plexico on almost every comment thread. not hatin. just sayin

Intoxicunt 5

Wednesday 2 September 2009 7:01

Haha, I kind of like that aspect. I have people I like and reply to a lot on here, and people I hate and argue with. It's fun. :]

Starchild21 3

Wednesday 2 September 2009 7:01

I don't get it.... Of course when you have a website with this much traffic you're going to get regulars ______________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99

cassie0383 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 2:05

That's not even close to an FML. That is MLIA for sure. Laugh at yourself. MLIA - www.mylifeisaverage.com

Roses_94 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 4:31

Why does someone always have to comment "that's not an fml". If every fml posted on here was something totally horrible and sad that had happened to someone no one would be on this site. FMLs are meant to be funny, not depressing.