Today, I was working at my job at a bank. A couple was waiting...

By Alex - 11/06/2019 14:30

Today, I was working at my job at a bank. A couple was waiting in the lobby, and not being busy, I asked what they needed. They told me that they were applying for a loan, so I asked if it was for something exciting. It was to pay for their 12-year-old son's burial expenses. FML

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Today, my ex asked me to help her with a payment for a loan she had to pay, which she'd forgot she had to pay. I told her I needed to go to bank, and was busy at the moment. She told me that I needed to be more organized in my life. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/11/2010 06:41 - United States

Today, I called a guy who had requested a free marketing consultation for his funeral home through the internet a couple of days ago. When I got through, the receptionist seemed a little taken back by me wanting to talk to him. He had died and was buried yesterday. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2011 03:58 - United States

Today, I went to the bank to make a deposit. While I was waiting on my transaction, the bank tellers were making fun of me. I could tell cause I heard them through the speaker. FML

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By NoThanks - 24/08/2009 18:38 - United States

Today, an old lady came to the bank where I worked at to apply for a loan. She obviously didn't qualify for one as she has no income coming in. She looked so pitiful, so I changed a couple of her information so she could. She reported me and I got fired. FML

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By armenta427 - 07/10/2009 04:12 - United States

Today, I found out that my parents are 28,000 dollars in debt and that my bank account has $27.17 in it. They took my money to help pay their debt. FML

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Tuesday 11 June 2019 14:50

You couldn't possibly have known that's what it was for, but maybe next time, be more general when asking what the loan is for because you never know if its for something good OR bad.

Seeya55 31

Tuesday 11 June 2019 19:49

^ This. Couldn't have known, but it's a learning experience. Just like in retail, don't ask why someone is buying/returning certain items. (Example being returning baby clothes or diapers) People blurt things out dealing with grief. The couple who you asked could have said something else as an explanation until they got with a banker and started filing. Don't feel too bad, but keep it neutral next time!

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ajh1800 25

Tuesday 11 June 2019 14:50

You couldn't possibly have known that's what it was for, but maybe next time, be more general when asking what the loan is for because you never know if its for something good OR bad.