By Anonymous - 01/09/2009 19:19 - United States

Today, I received a text message from my favorite sister, saying, "Great news! The technology in condoms has improved so much that they ensure that accidents like you won't ever happen again!" Today's my birthday. FML
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EClaris 0

it's just a joke, chill out. Close siblings can make jokes similar to that sometimes, even if you were hurt your life isn't ****** and your sister is not a bitch.

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the_stereotype 0

if she's younger than you, say, "well...obviously they don't learn from their mistakes. they just make bigger ones (emphasis on bigger)" if she's older than you, say, "yeah...they tried to get it right the second time." anyway, your sister is a bitch with a good sense of humor

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Flamersplamer 0

YDI for using this site

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lumara 0

yeah and you don't seem to have a much better life if you're commenting on this site

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fosizzlemynizzlE 0

um, OP, its a joke. get over yourself

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Flamersplamer 0

of course i have a better life, i don't get upset over stupid jokes and cry about it here.

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inconvienentgurl 0

owww dam that has to hurt... maybe she was joking but u dont joke about things like that which could (n probably would) be taken seriously... your sister is probably just hatin cause your better than her XD if she can joke like that on you... JOKE BACK!!! { harder } i would...but then again i might be a vengeful person...sweet on the outside though AVENGE UR PAIN!! lmao

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ReasonsToFly 0

#90 was an accident.

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dudeitsdanny 9

90- Way to take it even more seriously than the OP OP: I say that about MYSELF all the time, about friends, my sister, my parents... Take a joke.

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sobe23 0

I agree with #55. It's just a (funny) joke.

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Mirequetz 6

lol That's funny. Get a sense of humour.

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Mo_mo 0

omg thats what i was thinkin. get a life and a sense of humor OP. its a freakin joke.

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locolouis 0

なる簗泣かせ山さはやまは山家やは矢場化泣かせ wow that must suck

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MinnieMouse1718 0

#55- So what if it was a joke. Do you realize that jokes can hurt too? Or are your feelings burdened by crap? Plus, her sister said that on her BIRTHDAY.

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userofdoom 0

Holy shit. To state the obvious, your sister is a huge bitch. Oh, and happy birthday.

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z3r0ram 0

IT's a joke it's also one of the stupid chain texts and emails that say the same damn thing

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time4coffee 3

Who said sisters, even favorite sister,had to be nice,she was kidding, now if your mother said it..

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userofdoom 0

Well, I'm sorry for not using a phone every hour of the day. I don't exactly get chain letters on my phone.

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katsteak 0

maybe it was a joke? :3 & #3 your a complete bitch.

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evilplatypus 38

Even if you didn't realize it's a chain letter, you should realize it's a JOKE. You and OP need to get a sense of humor.

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EClaris 0

it's just a joke, chill out. Close siblings can make jokes similar to that sometimes, even if you were hurt your life isn't ****** and your sister is not a bitch.

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Dahlia_F 0

for real! this kid needs to learn to take a joke. even if it is your birthday. and dude, when you grow up, birthdays aren't there for anything but to give you a hard time all day. get over it. YDI. happy birthday.

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blalien 0

Dude, my mother made these kinds of jokes. Lighten up.

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ForestFire0 1

It MIGHT be a fml if your mother said it. But it was your sister. relax, it wasn't like she actually knows whether you were planned or not. Like other people said, learn to take a joke.

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onigiriqueen 0

Yeah, my parents and siblings send me joke phrases for my birthday all the time. No bigs, get a sense of humor.

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caligirl1990 0

my older brother told me I was an accident that ruined our mothers life by make my dad and her get married. he told me in an ihop on my 8th grade graduation. he was serious and he was my favorite brother 

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the_stereotype 0

if she's younger than you, say, "well...obviously they don't learn from their mistakes. they just make bigger ones (emphasis on bigger)" if she's older than you, say, "yeah...they tried to get it right the second time." anyway, your sister is a bitch with a good sense of humor

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the_stereotype 0

oh, wow, i could have sworn the OP was a girl...guess not

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indiana_gal 0

damn her to ******* hell! jeeze u never say that to people, sorry ur sister's an ass!

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666midnight 0

Umm it's seriously a joke text I get them all the time, like 'i did a good deed today, I took out 3 retards, I lost one at the cinema, one at mc donalds, now where the **** are you?' it's a joke and I know it is, my friend isn't really callin me a retard seriously it's just humor ffs

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22jrdn55 15

oh happy birthday and Great news! The technology in condoms has improved so much that they ensure that accidents like you won't ever happen again!

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doggylover27 0

Hahahahaha what a kickass joke! love you sisterrr!!!! :) shes awesomeness

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mrda 0

You're more than an accident lol.

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xavierdevoy 0

Happy birthday. You need to learn to take a damn joke.

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swooshq 0

Seriously, learn to take a joke. hehe

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