Work, Money and Bosses: Malicious

Malicious

By Anonymous - 02/07/2022 12:00

Today, after the opportunity for a little malicious compliance came my way, and I did exactly what my prick boss told me to do, knowing it would screw him over in about a week, it happened. Unfortunately, he has a good legal team and he just successfully sued me for £100,000. I may have to sell my house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 811

You deserved it 614

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2010 19:34 - United States

Today, my boss sent me to a meeting with a client I've never met to do some damage control and renegotiate his contract. For two hours, he alternated between threatening to sue us, and making vulgar comments about raping me in his office. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 167

You deserved it 3 185

By Anon - 27/08/2015 08:37 - United States

Today, I was telling my coworker that I was considering quitting the shady, 50-shades-of-scum business we work at. He snitched to our boss, who quickly fired me on bullshit charges of incompetence, theft, and workplace bullying. I guess I'm not getting a good reference from him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 380

You deserved it 5 856

By Anonymous - 02/12/2009 21:14 - United States

Today, my lawyer threatened to sue me because I can't afford his bill, which he sent to me after getting me out of a lawsuit. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 200

You deserved it 37 045

Et tu, Brute?

By Anonymous - 04/05/2022 16:00

Today, my boss, a treacherous weasel, threw me under the bus for a £300 mistake I made on my first day a year ago as an intern, trying to distract from his £12,000 fuck up from today. He got suspended, but my wages are temporarily reduced until the money from my mistake is paid back, all £300 of it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 000

You deserved it 134

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2015 06:57 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my spineless shitwhip of a boss made me go fire a notoriously abusive employee. I had to act like firing him was my decision, even though I'm the secretary. Now I get to live in constant fear that the guy was serious when he threatened to find out where I live and kill me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 872

You deserved it 1 707

By David - 02/09/2016 06:01 - United States - London

Today, my boss found out I had applied for a much better paying job. He told me I'd do a better job and make more money there. Then he fired me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 671

You deserved it 2 335

By Unemployed - 17/09/2015 07:14

Today, I found out that after three years of telling my boss our strategy wasn't going to work, that I was right - it didn't work. I also found out that because it didn't work, I lost my job. My boss still has his. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 798

You deserved it 1 596

By Tired - 17/08/2016 17:51

Today, I got in trouble with my boss for doing what she wanted me to do. I guess she didn't think I would do it, so she did it herself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 306

You deserved it 1 064

By sick of life - 23/09/2011 14:48 - United States

Today, I called in sick to work for a second day. After months of my boss trying to get me sacked by spreading vicious rumors about me, taunting me into retaliating, and generally making my life a living hell, he finally got his chance. He sent me a text saying, "yeh dont bother son ure fuckin fired." FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 720

You deserved it 3 633

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2019 22:00

Today, I went to pick up my last paycheck, since I was fired last week. My boss said he wasn't going to give it to me. I told him it's illegal not to, and he told me with a shit-eating grin, "What are you gonna do? Arrest me?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 027

You deserved it 135

Ellimac21 14

Saturday 2 July 2022 15:22

Do you have evidence he screwed you? Emails/texts saying you did exactly what he asked you to do?

D J's MOM 17

Saturday 2 July 2022 13:20

always save your evidence.

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D J's MOM 17

Saturday 2 July 2022 13:20

always save your evidence.

Ellimac21 14

Saturday 2 July 2022 15:22

Do you have evidence he screwed you? Emails/texts saying you did exactly what he asked you to do?

Brightside86 30

Saturday 2 July 2022 17:18

I'm having a hard time imagining a $100k bad call from your boss. That you were legally obligated to correct. Unless he said something like "do whatever you think is best" and so you do something shady and end up giving yourself a 100k kick back.

xxWTFxx1981 23

Sunday 3 July 2022 13:34

This is definitely a post that needs more information. I have too many questions. losing $100k is messed up but I don't get the whole how he sued you thing.

dreams2383 18

Sunday 3 July 2022 23:28

you had it coming but I can see how they sued you. you may have done it under your bosses orders but they were able to pin point it back to you. never have it come back to you.