Miscellaneous: Today, my daughter's handsome new boyfriend came to visit our...

By yesnomaybeso7 - 12/07/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, my daughter's handsome new boyfriend came to visit our house. When I opened the door, he asked me where Diana's mother was. I assumed he was about to be charming and say that he thought I was her sister. He didn't. He assumed that I was Diana's grandmother. FML

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By ohcrap - 11/12/2009 00:28 - United States

Today, my boyfriend, who's a bit older than me, introduced me to his daughter. I was expecting a toddler. Nope, she's a year older than me. FML

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Mother knows best

By crushed - 29/03/2009 06:40 - United States

Today, I was hanging with my boyfriend. When his mom came to pick him up, he introduced me. She talked to me politely and I thought we hit it off very well. As I was walking away, I heard her say, "That's your new girlfriend? Honey, you could do so much better." FML

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By Anonymous - 28/06/2012 12:08 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, my mother met my boyfriend. She thought it would be appropriate to tell him that he looks just like my ex-husband. FML

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By meunluckycharms - 14/09/2015 19:54 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I brought a boy home for the first time, only to have my dad ask him what his mother's maiden name was. When he answered, my dad exclaimed, "Oh yeah! I think I dated her in high school. I could be your father!" FML

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By crzyry - 23/02/2012 03:49 - Canada

Today, my four-year-old daughter called me by her mom's new boyfriend's name. Three different times. FML

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By iliana74 - 20/04/2016 16:07 - United States - Hamilton

Today, a woman came up to me and sheepishly asked if my son is single. He's not my son, he's my boyfriend. FML

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By octoberrain - 10/10/2011 23:16 - United States

Today, I brought my boyfriend over to meet the family. After several long moments of silence, one of my sisters burst out laughing, and asked, "Okay, who is this guy really?" FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2009 14:09 - Hong Kong

Today, my mum and I were walking down a road where we met an old neighbour who recently got divorced. Her son who we hadn't seen for about 10 years was with her and he looked very handsome. I said, "oh wow ! your son has grown up so much !" The woman replied, "this is my boyfriend." FML

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By pleaseno - 24/07/2009 00:52 - United States

Today, my mother invited me to a nice restaurant to meet her boyfriend whom she's been seriously dating for a month. Imagine my surprise when she led me to a table and my boyfriend's father stood up, shocked, to greet me. Rather than being horrified, she is now planning double dates every week. FML

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By anonymous - 15/10/2017 01:30

Today, my dad's face flushed when I introduced him to my new boyfriend. I live in a small town, and it turns out my dad recognized him. He's the secret child from an affair two decades ago. He's my half-brother. FML

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kaitlynadele 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 12:12

I did something like that once. I thought my friend's dad was his grandfather. In my defense, though, he's in his 60's.

nwc020 0

Monday 13 July 2009 2:47

or grandfather

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CryingHowls 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 12:04

HAHAHA BURN! what could be worse? =p

nwc020 0

Monday 13 July 2009 2:47

or grandfather

kaitlynadele 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 12:12

I did something like that once. I thought my friend's dad was his grandfather. In my defense, though, he's in his 60's.

chloe2114 4

Wednesday 27 April 2011 0:54

You have a boyfriend! XD

penguintux 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 12:19

Maybe you just look old.

Pauline96_fml 20

Saturday 27 December 2014 6:56

How does that help?!...

jerryj 27

Saturday 18 July 2015 17:49

It's not supposed to.

Nomad609 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 12:21

Maybe you should have taken yourself a bit better if you wanted to be given a compliment.

SAF_fml 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 12:29

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xsw33tyx101 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 13:14

What the hell is your prob... I think you'd be insulted too if you were called a grandma and you were 38..

olisykes_ 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 15:29

what's up your arse??

yashack 0

Monday 17 May 2010 5:19

arse? what the hell?

samjune 0

Monday 27 February 2012 9:47

Really? Get some manners bro. You're making yourself look stupid.

amatayo 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 12:36

how old are you I mean if you are 55+ then well he can't really say you look young.

elsieenchanted 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 12:53

If your 50 or older it's not really a FML... 

voveraite 7

Sunday 12 July 2009 18:29

because being 50 and the grandmother of a teenager is so bloody common. right :|

Chefwannabe 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 18:32

My mom is 53 and I'm 18.

kcslgvr 11

Monday 13 July 2009 0:08

my mom is 52 and im 14...

_rawrasaur_ 0

Monday 13 July 2009 7:41

My mum's 54 and I'm 13... beat you ;)

christopherlove 0

Monday 13 July 2009 9:22

My mom's 200 and I'm 3! PWNT!

missmeliss0309 0

Monday 13 July 2009 17:50

#30 wasn't saying being 50 and the MOTHER of a teenager was abnormal, she was saying being 50 and being the GRANDmother of a teenager is strange. Learn to read, retards.