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Today, I washed my sheets. They wouldn't dry quick enough, so I had to use my old Buzz Lightyear sheets. My new girlfriend took it upon herself to become a damn psychic and pay me a surprise visit right there and then. FML
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Kraft92 8

Maybe she'll wanna lay on them and play with your Woody? I'm sorry, that was horrible.

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jrgr 6

I don't see the problem. If your girlfriend is cool, she'll think it's cute.

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FMLshark 12

...Then as you go to her house to save from Buzz Lightyear's **** blocking, you discover she has My Little Pony sheets.

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dumboears 8

Absolutely nothing. If I was his girlfriend i'd probably be jealous of those sheets!

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Damn_Hippster 11

Buzz Lightyear is the man! She can only gain more respect for you. To infinity and beyond!!

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ladyLALAA 28

Given the situation I think it is fine. I however used to date a guy who had a buzz light year action figure hung from his ceiling, now that is weird!

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hawkey126 0

Uh. Kitchen sex. Problem solved.

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acccccccc 1

To be fair, i am more of a woody guy myself. "there's a snake in mah boot!"

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jojoboy 0

Throw her on your bed and go to infinity and beyond

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mccuish 25

I’d be jealous of the MLP sheet since I’m a brony

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mmmPoptarts 6

Buzz Lightyear is one hell of a cockblock apparently

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Chad_the_Brony 0

I have arrived in this bedroom and I sense no virginity lossage anywhere.

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Tweekz14 5

TO INFENITY AND BEYOND!!

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ActionManly 11

#84, your intelligence appears to be "infenite."

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breeY0 7

"I believe the term you are looking for is 'space ranger''

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Kraft92 8

Maybe she'll wanna lay on them and play with your Woody? I'm sorry, that was horrible.

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tpike1296 11

Nah, she'll probably go home and play with her buzz lightyear. Okay, now that was horrible, as in bad.

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connorsan17 12

Up votes for both of you. This post has made my day.

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MizzErikaHart 8

She wants to give mr. potato head!

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leogirl95 12

What's the problem. Jessie can ride on your Bullseye.

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CanadianLambiee 1

Haha!! Thats fairly fantastic if you ask me!

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Fiskerz 0

Wow after reading all these Toy Story just sounds naughty..

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buck33 14

You guys are talking about Andy's moms toys, woody and buzz.

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kimmy91 12

This thread is the only reason I added this FML to my favorites :D

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cheaptrix 6

Woody won't be the only one with a snake in their boot

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youngsora 7

Lml I agree with kimmy ^_^

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windfuelsfire 10

And thats when you tell her you'll make her clit buzz till her mind is lightyears away

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xLights_Out 3

Ahh, i see what you did there

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Adrena_fml 5

I'm lost ... Who ever moderated this must have seen something I'm not getting.

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Lukeloveshugs 8

And? I have Spiderman sheets. The moment my girlfriend complains about them is the moment she gets dumped.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Loyalty at its finest.

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piemasterp 8

I see you have your priorities straight.

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washingtongirl 8

So don't do it in your room. Problem solved.

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yahoowizard 16

Unless it's the third Toy Story, which makes Sad Girl

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jaredofmo 22

To infinity AND BEYOND!

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