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Today, I washed my sheets. They wouldn't dry quick enough, so I had to use my old Buzz Lightyear sheets. My new girlfriend took it upon herself to become a damn psychic and pay me a surprise visit right there and then. FML
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Kraft92 8

Maybe she'll wanna lay on them and play with your Woody? I'm sorry, that was horrible.

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Skelebitch 0

I'm a chick and I am proud to have a Transformers blanket, and I want 200X Masters Of The Universe bedding... So yeah :P And if your GF isn't down with Buzz Lighthear, time to move on!

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dmeach 3

Dude I bet you felt like....a mother ******* boss with those sheets!!!! **** yea!!!

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doumtabarnack 12

You're a damn looser man! Theres's like a thousand ways to get out of this one smoothly! There's no FML there

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julialinn 2

It isn't that embarresing.. In fact, it's pretty funny. If you're really so mortified of the fact that your girlfriend is going to see your buzz lightyear sheets, you need to sort your life out.

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picabo889 11

pshh if i was her i wouldn've proposed!!! i see no problem with this FML!

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HaniahAhmad 0

If your girlfriend actually loves you, than she'll accept your decision and be fine with you having Buzz Lightyear sheets. :D

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mfayem 15

I'd love a guy more if he had Buzz Lightyear sheets :D

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linnie_wesker 20

So? That's awesome. If she cares that much you're probably dating a dumb **** anyway...

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Unlucky_Gun 0

So I have Bob the Builder sheets. Haha just kidding! Be like "To infinity and beyond!" then stick it in her

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