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By lynnie - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had to come up with a reward system for getting my boyfriend to brush his teeth daily. He's 24. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 413
You deserved it 6 207

Same thing different taste

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A point for every time he brushes his teeth. 5 points for a gold star. And with 2 gold stars he can trade in for a bj.

Comments

Bloody depressing. If he won't take care of himself, how will he treat you?

Brushing every day is overrated. Just get rid of the grime with whatever and it's all good. Barely anyone I know brushes every day, it's just a touchy subject and no one wants to admit it because they are afraid of people looking down on them. They wouldn't admit to wearing the same underwear for two days or not showering every day either, stuff everyone does. And before you object saying that you don't do either of these things; shut the **** up, bitch. This is my house.

jgonz024 3

is the reward a "happy ending"

tell him he is allowed to kiss you if he brushes his teeth.. otherwise he gets nada

lizliz23 0

Maybe he's just really smart depending on the rewards...

DaveMatthewsBand 4

Just be careful...he might gag up cockroaches like that other FML.

KimmiAndRonny_fml 2

You need to dump that looser! Not taking care of his personal hygiene shows a scary lack of responsibility and maturity. Don't reward him for doing something he should do anyways. My 6 year old niece knows to brush her teeth by herself every day for god's sake! Didn't your boyfriend's mom teach him to brush?

Who has time for that shit I haven't brushed my teeth in 5 years