Manchild

By lynnie - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had to come up with a reward system for getting my boyfriend to brush his teeth daily. He's 24. FML
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ajmacrae 5

A point for every time he brushes his teeth. 5 points for a gold star. And with 2 gold stars he can trade in for a bj.

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cristalduhh 5

how sad. I have to do the same wtf is their problem.

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leadman1989 15

Little golden stars... yay. When he gets four he get a bj. If he brushes everyday that like one a week and like a MILLION A YEAR!!!! luckiest guy ever!!! sarcasm

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lilly98ish 4

Ummm yeah that would be over I would be like ew Ur gross ba bye

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missbliss907 4

Sounds like you need to stop playing games with little boys and get a real man.... Just saying

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Okayitwasme 0

Get some nice pictures of teeth smiling people and put them everywhere. When he's asleep whisper to him....." Brush your teeth , or they will fall out." Next morning before he wakes up, remove the pics & put up pictures of toothless people and dentures in the same places.

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My_Nightmare 19

Thaaaaat's pretty gross. Do you have a reward system set up so that he'll shower as well?

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Steve95401 49

Yet another FML story of a woman dating an overaged adolescent. OP needs a boyfriend who is a man, not a boy.

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