Manchild

By lynnie - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had to come up with a reward system for getting my boyfriend to brush his teeth daily. He's 24. FML
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ajmacrae 5

A point for every time he brushes his teeth. 5 points for a gold star. And with 2 gold stars he can trade in for a bj.

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lillibug93 0

Tell him you won't kiss him unless he brushed twice a day.

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lilcc86 0

Gross. You kiss him when he can't keep himself clean?

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JinxosGirl87 0

I'm sure the pain he will suffer from cavities, root canals, and pulled teeth will get him off his lazy ass and brush.

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AzWolf 5

Kick him to the curb! He's disgusting and unless you are into foul smelling people with halitosis, find someone clean.

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HappyPickles 11

... Today we had to come up with a reward system for this girl we know to dump her childish and unhygenic BF FML.

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lulzmylife 4

YDI for dating a manchild. Kick him to the curb and get some standards!

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theressarina 2

If that's his hygiene, why are you with him in the first place?

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julia_lynn 21

OP, DTMFA. It's only going to get worse. And honestly, if he isn't brushing his teeth already, god knows what other hygiene-related matters he's also skipping over.

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