Manchild

By lynnie - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had to come up with a reward system for getting my boyfriend to brush his teeth daily. He's 24. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 413
You deserved it 6 207

Same thing different taste

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A point for every time he brushes his teeth. 5 points for a gold star. And with 2 gold stars he can trade in for a bj.

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You'd be surprised of how many people don't brush their teeth. It's so disgusting.

Argh I fight with my 24 yr old husband all the time about that too!

No worries, my husband is 27 and doesn't brush his teeths or shower ever!

YeaSo3 14

nooooo fyl for going with that nasty bastard!!!

Well my friends bf won't brush at all ever so at least he does

LOL maybe he'll throw up cockroaches like the next poster.

"Brush your ******* teeth, Mr Badbreath, or you're history." I'm sure that's all it requires. Or then... I have a better idea: Eat salad, make sure there's a lot of lettuce and green stuff stuck all over your teeth. Smile seductively at him and go for the big french kiss. If he makes a comment about it, tell him that you are equally uneasy about keeping on eating HIS yesterday's dinner. If he doesn't get the hint then he's not worth keeping around.

I'd say go for beans and garlic instead of salad.