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By lynnie - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
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By Anonymous - 13/10/2021 20:00
Wish someone would do that for me :(
You'd be surprised of how many people don't brush their teeth. It's so disgusting.
Argh I fight with my 24 yr old husband all the time about that too!
No worries, my husband is 27 and doesn't brush his teeths or shower ever!
Well my friends bf won't brush at all ever so at least he does
disgusting... Dump his ass.
LOL maybe he'll throw up cockroaches like the next poster.
no rewards for flossing?
"Brush your ******* teeth, Mr Badbreath, or you're history." I'm sure that's all it requires. Or then... I have a better idea: Eat salad, make sure there's a lot of lettuce and green stuff stuck all over your teeth. Smile seductively at him and go for the big french kiss. If he makes a comment about it, tell him that you are equally uneasy about keeping on eating HIS yesterday's dinner. If he doesn't get the hint then he's not worth keeping around.
I'd say go for beans and garlic instead of salad.
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A point for every time he brushes his teeth. 5 points for a gold star. And with 2 gold stars he can trade in for a bj.
Sexual rewards?