Manchild

By lynnie - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had to come up with a reward system for getting my boyfriend to brush his teeth daily. He's 24. FML
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ajmacrae 5

A point for every time he brushes his teeth. 5 points for a gold star. And with 2 gold stars he can trade in for a bj.

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SnailJamsss 6

You'd be surprised of how many people don't brush their teeth. It's so disgusting.

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SilverTears622 4

Argh I fight with my 24 yr old husband all the time about that too!

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aznbabeelicious 5

No worries, my husband is 27 and doesn't brush his teeths or shower ever!

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YeaSo3 14

nooooo fyl for going with that nasty bastard!!!

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lithiafaith 0

Well my friends bf won't brush at all ever so at least he does

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satph 12

LOL maybe he'll throw up cockroaches like the next poster.

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kareltje 17

"Brush your ******* teeth, Mr Badbreath, or you're history." I'm sure that's all it requires. Or then... I have a better idea: Eat salad, make sure there's a lot of lettuce and green stuff stuck all over your teeth. Smile seductively at him and go for the big french kiss. If he makes a comment about it, tell him that you are equally uneasy about keeping on eating HIS yesterday's dinner. If he doesn't get the hint then he's not worth keeping around.

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raphdragon02 8

I'd say go for beans and garlic instead of salad.

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