Manchild

By lynnie - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had to come up with a reward system for getting my boyfriend to brush his teeth daily. He's 24. FML
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ajmacrae 5

A point for every time he brushes his teeth. 5 points for a gold star. And with 2 gold stars he can trade in for a bj.

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carlovr435 10

They better be brushing teeth is hard work.

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widder 0

Piss in a cup and pour jusssssst a little piss in all his food until he learns his lesson.

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fatgirllovesfml 0

Or you can tell him that you will dumb him if he doesn't start brushing his teeth because its freaking disgusting....

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dsbs 9

Op be careful not to dislocate your jaw while doing them

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Keyman1212 14

Maybe a piece of candy, so his teeth will rot faster.

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DrDilllonReese 12

Or have a little magazine filled with different rewards, each with different values. Like when we had fundraisers in elementary school :D

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Snowstar 0

69 thumbs up? XD That's awesome.

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MyChemical_fml 0

KILLSTREAK REWARDS.

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somewizdom 15

For every time he brushes his teeth, remove one hair of your moustache. That should be rewarding enough.

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indielove 13

BJ rewards. Let's just hope that OP doesn't get a dislocated jaw.

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ajmacrae 5

A point for every time he brushes his teeth. 5 points for a gold star. And with 2 gold stars he can trade in for a bj.

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Niicky_fml 20

He'll brush his teeth 30 times everyday. That system could go very bad

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CryMoreFMLs 14

Limit of 2 brushes a day, and can only trade in stars once a day.

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SadinSherman 16

You could limit the points you get in a day

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bitchslapped22 14

She needs to make sure she doesn't break her jaw

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sakforduc 0

Hell 30 brushes would only get him 3 bjs. With a reward system like that I would brush minimum 50 times a day lol I'd be brushing while getting a bj lol

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belkinbra 12

I think he is smart for not brushing his teeth. I would not want to throw up a cockroach either.

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ATSViper 15

Lol, brushing during a bj would be funny to see.

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Chrispywind 0

Brushing your teeth is a hard commitment, lay off him alright

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skata 4

it was obviously sarcastic

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Bbhd05 0

Instead of reward she could dump him, probably her best option.. 61 thanks for bringing some common sense into the mix.

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ant1078 7

Tell him his teeth will rot n fall off....Bam!

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JoeLouisBomber 9

You let him eat you out with that mouth of his?

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peacefully84 19

I had to make my ex husband brush his teeth before sex. It was the only time he'd do it.

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mk58 31

And that's the reason he's an ex-husband.

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julia_lynn 21

Yup, same thing with my ex-husband, and even then he'd spend all of 10 seconds brushing. Ugh.

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

I wouldn't even marry someone who had such horrible hygiene. Gross.

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