Transportation: Today, I discovered that the seal on my driver's door is defective....

By minette08 - 29/01/2010 21:38 - United States

Today, I discovered that the seal on my driver's door is defective. I made this discovery when I got rained on while I was getting my car washed. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2024 22:00 - Australia - Wacol

Today, I got into my car to go to work and discovered that my seat, seat-belt, door, and all the electronics in the door were wet. Apparently I hadn't wound the window all the way up, and it rained last night. I'm now sitting at my desk typing this with a wet bum. FML

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By waterlogged - 22/09/2010 04:14 - United States

Today, my entire region received record rainfall, with torrential downpours all day and night. Today was also the day I discovered my car's sunroof leaks, when I was greeted with two inches of standing water in my floorboards. FML

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By oops1234 - 16/04/2009 14:38 - United States

Today, I discovered that I had left my sunroof open all night during a storm and my front seats was soaked. I grabbed a towel for my seat but didn't close my sunroof because it was nice out. As I pull out of my driveway, I felt something wet hit my forehead. A bird shit on me through my sunroof. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2015 23:08 - United States - Lawrence

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by taking his new car to the automatic car wash. As soon as the water started, I realized that I forgot to close the sunroof. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/05/2009 11:06 - United States

Today, I noticed that someone smeared "wash me" into the grime of my car. I decided to take it to get a wash. I pulled up, put my vehicle in neutral, and kicked back as it slowly started to move. You never realize how long it takes a sun roof to close until water is dumping on your head. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2022 14:00

Today, I finally got my new car delivered to my home. After clicking some pics, I was walking around it, just admiring it, and tripped. Both sets of keys fell down the storm water drain. It rained heavily last night and this morning, so the water inside is still flowing. FML

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By hot coffee - 12/07/2012 15:17 - United Kingdom - Farnham

Today, I discovered I'd left my coffee on top of my car when it fell through the sun roof whilst I was driving, showering me. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/08/2015 13:54 - Norway - Oslo

Today, my car is being repaired, so I had to catch a bus to work. When the bus came, the driver pulled toward the curb and gunned it through a large puddle of water, then pulled away and continued down the road, leaving me soaking wet. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2010 16:27 - United States

Today, we had our first rainstorm in weeks. Thirty seconds before it started, my window broke in the "down" position from overuse, since last week the air conditioning in my car gave out. Now I have a hot, wet car. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2013 14:16 - United States - Portland

Today, I noticed that my car's passenger-side door has cobwebs all over it. FML

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Saturday 30 January 2010 1:15

At least you're clean!! ;)

lubby_fml 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 1:52

Good gravy!! Its really January in Michigan? Man, its mid feb for everyone else in the world...

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Aggriken 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 1:05

i know.

Skullcrusher 5

Saturday 30 January 2010 1:19

Who gives a shit?!

Ajjas013 6

Saturday 30 January 2010 2:54

Today, I took a shower while driving in my car to save time. FML

hihawties 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 4:04

pooped

jamieboy11 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 4:27

lol

liy223 6

Wednesday 6 July 2011 11:08

I don't understand this comment.

soozjw 2

Saturday 30 January 2010 1:05

Hardly FYL!

nuked 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 1:05

I feel for you.. Just get it fixed, you whiny bitch.

MadeOfAwesome 1

Saturday 30 January 2010 1:10

YDI for being too lazy to wash your car yourself

lubby_fml 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 1:52

Good gravy!! Its really January in Michigan? Man, its mid feb for everyone else in the world...

DonkeyDelight 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 2:26

That's not true, It's 30th of January in the whole of Britain and Ireland.

Twi_lover_EC 6

Saturday 30 January 2010 2:41

It's 29th of January in Iowa.....Winter sucks.

Lounia_fml 8

Saturday 30 January 2010 3:42

He's being sarcastic guys loooooooool :P

strawberry6826 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 4:57

lmfaooooo

ginob 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 5:40

over in the uk it's not 1/29/10 it's 29/1/2010 0_o

ZleveL 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 8:08

in Seattle and Vancouver there was no snow except for like 1 inch :(

joshhh11 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 11:35

THERE'S 29 MONTHS IN AMERICA?!?!?!?

IamDreamingAbout 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 1:15

At least you're clean!! ;)

deepdiver999 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 1:16

shut the **** up about that you little pussy don't fml the situation get the ******* thing fixed!!

evilkid42 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 1:17

oh wow

Mahyar 2

Saturday 30 January 2010 1:18

the guy above is right ydi cuz your a whiny girl. Moderator Fail.

crissyspic 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 1:25

bahahaha idiot

trebla3193 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 1:28

that's alright you probably needed a shower anyway

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