Love, Video games and Geek: Mario Kart is serious business

Mario Kart is serious business

By Anonymous - 25/08/2014 05:44 - United States - Bowling Green

Today, I was playing Mario Kart with my wife. I threw a blue shell and it hit her. She then refused to speak to me for three hours straight until right before bedtime when she called me a bastard and told me to sleep on the couch. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2011 10:08 - United States

Today, my ex-girlfriend came over to console me after a breakup. After beating me repeatedly in Mario Kart, she decided to leave. FML

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By JJ - 03/10/2015 07:42 - United States - Irwin

Today, I was savagely beating my wife on Call of Duty, since she demanded that I play normally and not hold back. 15 minutes later, she was raging at me, calling me a bastard and saying she wished we'd never married. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2014 19:52 - Australia - Hawthorn

Today, my mum yelled "Son of a bitch!" as I narrowly beat her at a game of Mario Kart. I jokingly yelled back "Hell yeah I am!" Now I'm grounded for two weeks, birthday included, all because my mum's a sore loser. FML

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Domestic

By baberuth - 19/06/2015 22:21 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I heard my sister screaming from the basement, "Don't you hit me, you asshole!" Knowing her boyfriend was over, I ran downstairs with my baseball bat, ready to smash the fucker hitting my sister. Turns out they were just playing Mario Kart and he rammed her off the edge of a bridge. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2016 14:19

Today, I got punched in the face after I beat my stepbrother at Mario Kart. I didn't really get hurt, but he managed to break a finger. My stepmom blamed the whole thing on me, accusing me of being violent and a bad influence on her son. FML

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By PanFace - 13/10/2009 06:54 - Australia

Today, I had an argument with my wife. I told her to get back in the kitchen. How does she respond? By doing what I told her to do, and returning to hit me with a frying pan. FML

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By ThinZ - 24/12/2011 00:26 - United States

Today, I invited a few of my co-workers over to play video games. Within an hour, my wife had gotten drunk, grabbed my controller, told me to "get back in the kitchen", and described to everyone in blood-chilling detail how she took her first boyfriend's virginity. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2014 03:28 - United States - Salem

Today, my brother got upset at his video game and flung his DS at the wall, just as I was walking by. I got knocked out to the sound of someone crossing the finish line in MarioKart. FML

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By dumping time - 25/11/2012 22:38 - United Kingdom - Aylesford

Today, I woke up to my balls covered in Icy Hot, a big old "fuck you" note from my girlfriend, and my door slamming shut. I'm starting to get the distinct impression I shouldn't have made that off-hand remark last night about her PMSing, after she rage-quit a game of Mario Kart. FML

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Mind reader

By Anonymous - 03/10/2024 11:00

Today, my wife bitched me out 3 times in a row, for things that were not even my fault: for turning my Xbox on, even though I only nudged the button accidentally with my toe; opening a beer when it was actually a Pepsi for our son, and walking loudly when I "know she has a headache," which I didn’t. FML

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uniformed 13

Monday 25 August 2014 18:32

Talk about a sore loser

mrwilsong 6

Monday 25 August 2014 18:32

Tell her to go to shell

Comments

jooel 4

Monday 25 August 2014 22:25

Every couple knows this... blue shell = blue balls. ;) but OP. don't let her win. obviously she is good and was kicking your butt to begin with ;)

MountainGiant87 15

Monday 25 August 2014 22:39

Sad that people take video games so seriously. Bet she would have done the same thing to you.

stfudonnie 10

Monday 25 August 2014 22:42

the competitiveness of MarioKart is real... she should have ducked into 2nd place to get passed that dominate blue shell!!!

paolino_fml 18

Monday 25 August 2014 22:57

We've all ben there bro, sisters, gf's, friends...

CSXIV 19

Monday 25 August 2014 23:09

This proves that the Blue Shells are evil. They can now add "relationship issues" to their long lists of sins.

gatekeeper1993 10

Monday 25 August 2014 23:11

why so serious.

OzzmosizDoge 6

Monday 25 August 2014 23:24

Should have thrown a red one at her face for calling you a bastard

Slimma 20

Monday 25 August 2014 23:33

The dreaded blue shell strikes again.

nicogeno 2

Monday 25 August 2014 23:46

Ahhhh Mario kart ruining relationships since the 90's

cartedor 18

Tuesday 26 August 2014 0:07

its quite nice that you 2 married and still playing video games. I wish by the time im married, my wife will play games with me too. just go to the beach and find her a very pretty shell....as peace offering