Love, Video games and Geek: Mario Kart is serious business

Mario Kart is serious business

By Anonymous - 25/08/2014 05:44 - United States - Bowling Green

Today, I was playing Mario Kart with my wife. I threw a blue shell and it hit her. She then refused to speak to me for three hours straight until right before bedtime when she called me a bastard and told me to sleep on the couch. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2011 10:08 - United States

Today, my ex-girlfriend came over to console me after a breakup. After beating me repeatedly in Mario Kart, she decided to leave. FML

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By JJ - 03/10/2015 07:42 - United States - Irwin

Today, I was savagely beating my wife on Call of Duty, since she demanded that I play normally and not hold back. 15 minutes later, she was raging at me, calling me a bastard and saying she wished we'd never married. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2014 19:52 - Australia - Hawthorn

Today, my mum yelled "Son of a bitch!" as I narrowly beat her at a game of Mario Kart. I jokingly yelled back "Hell yeah I am!" Now I'm grounded for two weeks, birthday included, all because my mum's a sore loser. FML

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Domestic

By baberuth - 19/06/2015 22:21 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I heard my sister screaming from the basement, "Don't you hit me, you asshole!" Knowing her boyfriend was over, I ran downstairs with my baseball bat, ready to smash the fucker hitting my sister. Turns out they were just playing Mario Kart and he rammed her off the edge of a bridge. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2016 14:19

Today, I got punched in the face after I beat my stepbrother at Mario Kart. I didn't really get hurt, but he managed to break a finger. My stepmom blamed the whole thing on me, accusing me of being violent and a bad influence on her son. FML

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By PanFace - 13/10/2009 06:54 - Australia

Today, I had an argument with my wife. I told her to get back in the kitchen. How does she respond? By doing what I told her to do, and returning to hit me with a frying pan. FML

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By ThinZ - 24/12/2011 00:26 - United States

Today, I invited a few of my co-workers over to play video games. Within an hour, my wife had gotten drunk, grabbed my controller, told me to "get back in the kitchen", and described to everyone in blood-chilling detail how she took her first boyfriend's virginity. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2014 03:28 - United States - Salem

Today, my brother got upset at his video game and flung his DS at the wall, just as I was walking by. I got knocked out to the sound of someone crossing the finish line in MarioKart. FML

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By dumping time - 25/11/2012 22:38 - United Kingdom - Aylesford

Today, I woke up to my balls covered in Icy Hot, a big old "fuck you" note from my girlfriend, and my door slamming shut. I'm starting to get the distinct impression I shouldn't have made that off-hand remark last night about her PMSing, after she rage-quit a game of Mario Kart. FML

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Mind reader

By Anonymous - 03/10/2024 11:00

Today, my wife bitched me out 3 times in a row, for things that were not even my fault: for turning my Xbox on, even though I only nudged the button accidentally with my toe; opening a beer when it was actually a Pepsi for our son, and walking loudly when I "know she has a headache," which I didn’t. FML

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uniformed 13

Monday 25 August 2014 18:32

Talk about a sore loser

mrwilsong 6

Monday 25 August 2014 18:32

Tell her to go to shell

Comments

worldclassrager 39

Monday 25 August 2014 19:00

I think you need to break her shell on that standpoint of being a loser

FrustratedJoe 10

Monday 25 August 2014 19:06

I'm gonna have to call the cops to arrest you because apparently you married a 5 year old.

AlexKing17 12

Monday 25 August 2014 19:12

Mario Kart; it ruins friendships, sends people over the edge and destroys marriages.

listner1 9

Monday 25 August 2014 19:13

Maybe she is already hit by the red shell..

VonBlitzkrieg 27

Monday 25 August 2014 19:16

I wouldn't sleep on the couch. I'd sleep on my bed. If she has a problem with that, SHE can sleep on the couch.

RedPillSucks 31

Tuesday 26 August 2014 0:09

If I could only upvote this multiple times. She doesn't have the right to tell him where to sleep.

GentlemanBastard 15

Tuesday 26 August 2014 4:45

It's not so much the right as it is him allowing her to call the shots. Which I fully understand. I'm scary when I'm angry, but I get prettyyy scared when my wife is pissed. She has the ability to make my life an absolute living hell.

zombiecrayon173 9

Monday 25 August 2014 19:19

Who cares you have one hell of a wife

anormalperson 25

Monday 25 August 2014 19:40

wow, sore loser....

SmoothPancakes 10

Monday 25 August 2014 19:42

Your wife sounds like a whiny **** with the mentality of a 7 year old.

azyjazy713 11

Monday 25 August 2014 19:48

Blue shell anger is some of the most intense hate ive ever felt or seen 1st hand. It's important to only keep that hate going as long as the game is playing though. Once the console is off, if you're still mad, you should probably reevaluate how vid games impact your life & loved ones lol