Weird and Work: Masterclass - FML

Masterclass

By annoym - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I spent my day creating a new type of laugh, and performing it in my head. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 348

You deserved it 14 249

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By Mystery LeRale - 15/01/2009 23:26 - United States

Today, I spent four hours practicing funny voices. I have literally nothing better to do all day. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 541

You deserved it 8 458

By Nick - 10/05/2011 07:37 - Philippines

Today, I laughed at a joke and it literally took me a minute to realize that it was me they were making fun of. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 491

You deserved it 21 672

By Sarri - 18/02/2014 02:13 - United States - Pembroke

Today, I worked up the courage to sing at an open mic night. I lost my cool halfway through because all I could hear was laughter. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 414

You deserved it 5 412

By Dying Whale - 02/03/2017 04:00

Today, I tried singing in front of my friend. She said, "That's a hilarious voice! You should use that voice when telling jokes!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 697

You deserved it 744

In New York, concrete jungle wet dream tomato

By Anonymous - 18/02/2023 02:00

Today, my brain seemingly went on vacation and I forgot the lyrics to a song I was performing in front of a live audience, so I ended up ad-libbing a bunch of garbage. FML

I agree, your life sucks 690

You deserved it 292

Size matters

By MobPerfect - 11/05/2012 13:24 - United States - Providence

Today, I made my friends and family laugh by trying to put on costume glasses with a giant super-sized nose attached to them. They laughed hysterically. Not because of the gigantic nose, but because my real nose was radically bigger and the fake one wouldn't fit over it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 512

You deserved it 3 556

By Anonymous - 03/06/2015 10:15 - United States - Elkhart

Today, I made a nursing home resident laugh so hard that he had a heart attack. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 971

You deserved it 3 121

By oxjessiiox - 11/10/2009 15:42 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to pretend to give birth in a play. I wanted to make it a realistic as possible but ended up crapping myself on stage by accident. FML

I agree, your life sucks 59 177

You deserved it 29 819

By holywowz - 17/05/2017 18:00

Today, I went to a comedy show, expecting to feel better about a difficult relationship. Instead, I saw a performance written by the girl who loves my husband, about my husband, and how she loves him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 173

You deserved it 370

LOL

By Anonymous - 13/11/2022 02:00

Today, I was told that my laugh sounds like Krusty the Clown. It really does. Now I can't unhear it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 735

You deserved it 151

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swimmerstud 7

Tuesday 21 February 2012 16:11

You have no life, good sir.

drealmorales 2

Tuesday 21 February 2012 16:13

This is a laughable situation

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sugerbabe116 4

Tuesday 21 February 2012 21:19

Ueghg

zizoooooooo 4

Tuesday 21 February 2012 23:25

u have to record it and hear it again.

ADHA15 5

Wednesday 22 February 2012 1:49

Someone is lonely....

KrazyKlutzyKali 2

Wednesday 22 February 2012 1:53

Someone needs a hobby ...

Resendo 1

Wednesday 22 February 2012 2:39

And I thought I had issues....SAD....

KatieKupcake4195 9

Wednesday 22 February 2012 3:21

This isn't an FML. This is a IOLMM (I Officially Lost My Mind). It's ok though OP. As long as you're happy

KatieKupcake4195 9

Wednesday 22 February 2012 3:21

This isn't an FML. This is a IOLMM (I Officially Lost My Mind). It's ok though OP. As long as you're happy :)

rdrr 2

Wednesday 22 February 2012 3:48

You are very weird and lonely. If you are a woman will you marry me?

annoym 3

Friday 24 February 2012 21:36

yes. hahaahaahjk

HaleyStutler 0

Wednesday 22 February 2012 4:34

Hahah this is one of the funniest ones yet.. this is the only one that made me actually laugh.. Don't worry I do that sometimes too.. your not alone:)

Biglaxboss63 0

Wednesday 22 February 2012 5:11

Why in your head wouldnt it be better to practice on others misfourtion OUT LOUD MABY

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Today, my girlfriend, who used to have the sex drive of a rabbit on Viagra, has recently lost all interest. It turns out that because her dad finally approves of me, she’s no longer interested in me. Apparently she only lusted after me when her dad didn’t like me, so now I’m of no interest to her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 649

You deserved it 122

Today, my son invited me to his first standup comedy gig. I accepted, only to later suffer through an hour of the worst jokes I've heard in my entire life. It was so bad, he made Dane Cook look like a comic genius, and I had to resist heckling him. Hours later, I still feel vaguely suicidal. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 937

You deserved it 6 045

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Today, my husband finally was ready to have sex, even though he feels it's a bit weird because I'm pregnant. Due to morning sickness, I threw up all over him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 396

You deserved it 287

Today, I was gently awoken by my daylight alarm clock. So were about 15 wasps that had started building their nest underneath my bed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 678

You deserved it 110

Today, I asked my husband for a divorce. He said fine, as long as I got full custody of the kids. I did an actual double take; he didn’t want shared custody, he wanted me to take the kids, no arguments or negotiating, because he doesn’t want the kids anymore. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 435

You deserved it 536

Today, my mom called me and said, "I made your sister laugh so hard she peed her pants." I got home and noticed she also peed on my bed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 134

You deserved it 2 982

Today, the price I paid to go on a kayaking trip in the sea was nothing compared to the price that my foot paid when it inadvertently stepped on a sea urchin halfway into the water. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 049

You deserved it 1 125

Today, my new online college class about Asian and Pacific American studies is teaching us how to write mini essays, not how to include Asian and Pacific Americans. FML

I agree, your life sucks 296

You deserved it 471