Weird and Work: Masterclass

Masterclass

By annoym - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I spent my day creating a new type of laugh, and performing it in my head. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 346

You deserved it 14 247

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By Mystery LeRale - 15/01/2009 23:26 - United States

Today, I spent four hours practicing funny voices. I have literally nothing better to do all day. FML

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By Nick - 10/05/2011 07:37 - Philippines

Today, I laughed at a joke and it literally took me a minute to realize that it was me they were making fun of. FML

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By Sarri - 18/02/2014 02:13 - United States - Pembroke

Today, I worked up the courage to sing at an open mic night. I lost my cool halfway through because all I could hear was laughter. FML

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By Dying Whale - 02/03/2017 04:00

Today, I tried singing in front of my friend. She said, "That's a hilarious voice! You should use that voice when telling jokes!" FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2023 02:00

Today, my brain seemingly went on vacation and I forgot the lyrics to a song I was performing in front of a live audience, so I ended up ad-libbing a bunch of garbage. FML

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You deserved it 288

Size matters

By MobPerfect - 11/05/2012 13:24 - United States - Providence

Today, I made my friends and family laugh by trying to put on costume glasses with a giant super-sized nose attached to them. They laughed hysterically. Not because of the gigantic nose, but because my real nose was radically bigger and the fake one wouldn't fit over it. FML

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You deserved it 3 556

By Anonymous - 03/06/2015 10:15 - United States - Elkhart

Today, I made a nursing home resident laugh so hard that he had a heart attack. FML

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You deserved it 3 121

By oxjessiiox - 11/10/2009 15:42 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to pretend to give birth in a play. I wanted to make it a realistic as possible but ended up crapping myself on stage by accident. FML

I agree, your life sucks 59 174

You deserved it 29 816

By holywowz - 17/05/2017 18:00

Today, I went to a comedy show, expecting to feel better about a difficult relationship. Instead, I saw a performance written by the girl who loves my husband, about my husband, and how she loves him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 172

You deserved it 366

LOL

By Anonymous - 13/11/2022 02:00

Today, I was told that my laugh sounds like Krusty the Clown. It really does. Now I can't unhear it. FML

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You deserved it 149

swimmerstud 7

Tuesday 21 February 2012 16:11

You have no life, good sir.

drealmorales 2

Tuesday 21 February 2012 16:13

This is a laughable situation

Comments

k327684 0

Wednesday 22 February 2012 5:34

*cough* forever Alone *cough*

ouchie1013 0

Wednesday 22 February 2012 5:59

I do this but with my penmanship

KiddNYC1O 20

Wednesday 22 February 2012 6:01

You know, if you hang out with someone their laugh will rub off on you.

PinkFun1969 9

Wednesday 22 February 2012 15:00

I know OP I am losing my mind also;-) just think happy place, happy place....

loganmarquez 3

Wednesday 22 February 2012 16:23

Sounds like a good day to me. At least you laughed.

thingamajiga 5

Wednesday 22 February 2012 22:08

"I'm sad because my life is boring"

alfigettiesABCD1 0

Thursday 23 February 2012 9:06

Omfg that's the smartest thing iv heard all day

iilovecokee 6

Thursday 23 February 2012 11:15

You're creepy.

cunningchick 1

Thursday 23 February 2012 19:37

Might wanna try it out loud in private before you try to laugh in public and sound like a ratard:)

farr_derek422 0

Monday 18 June 2012 22:58

Lol i love this one

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Today, our community is having a large collective yard sale. It's also the day my phone decided to somehow pocket-dial 911. I had to explain this to the officers responding and also to a lot of surprised shoppers and neighbors. I'm still extremely embarrassed. FML