Weird and Work: Masterclass

Masterclass

By annoym - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I spent my day creating a new type of laugh, and performing it in my head. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 348

You deserved it 14 249

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By Mystery LeRale - 15/01/2009 23:26 - United States

Today, I spent four hours practicing funny voices. I have literally nothing better to do all day. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 541

You deserved it 8 458

By Nick - 10/05/2011 07:37 - Philippines

Today, I laughed at a joke and it literally took me a minute to realize that it was me they were making fun of. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 491

You deserved it 21 672

By Sarri - 18/02/2014 02:13 - United States - Pembroke

Today, I worked up the courage to sing at an open mic night. I lost my cool halfway through because all I could hear was laughter. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 414

You deserved it 5 412

By Dying Whale - 02/03/2017 04:00

Today, I tried singing in front of my friend. She said, "That's a hilarious voice! You should use that voice when telling jokes!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 697

You deserved it 744

In New York, concrete jungle wet dream tomato

By Anonymous - 18/02/2023 02:00

Today, my brain seemingly went on vacation and I forgot the lyrics to a song I was performing in front of a live audience, so I ended up ad-libbing a bunch of garbage. FML

I agree, your life sucks 690

You deserved it 292

Size matters

By MobPerfect - 11/05/2012 13:24 - United States - Providence

Today, I made my friends and family laugh by trying to put on costume glasses with a giant super-sized nose attached to them. They laughed hysterically. Not because of the gigantic nose, but because my real nose was radically bigger and the fake one wouldn't fit over it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 512

You deserved it 3 556

By Anonymous - 03/06/2015 10:15 - United States - Elkhart

Today, I made a nursing home resident laugh so hard that he had a heart attack. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 971

You deserved it 3 121

By oxjessiiox - 11/10/2009 15:42 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to pretend to give birth in a play. I wanted to make it a realistic as possible but ended up crapping myself on stage by accident. FML

I agree, your life sucks 59 177

You deserved it 29 819

By holywowz - 17/05/2017 18:00

Today, I went to a comedy show, expecting to feel better about a difficult relationship. Instead, I saw a performance written by the girl who loves my husband, about my husband, and how she loves him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 173

You deserved it 370

LOL

By Anonymous - 13/11/2022 02:00

Today, I was told that my laugh sounds like Krusty the Clown. It really does. Now I can't unhear it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 735

You deserved it 151

swimmerstud 7

Tuesday 21 February 2012 16:11

You have no life, good sir.

drealmorales 2

Tuesday 21 February 2012 16:13

This is a laughable situation

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k327684 0

Wednesday 22 February 2012 5:34

*cough* forever Alone *cough*

ouchie1013 0

Wednesday 22 February 2012 5:59

I do this but with my penmanship

KiddNYC1O 20

Wednesday 22 February 2012 6:01

You know, if you hang out with someone their laugh will rub off on you.

PinkFun1969 9

Wednesday 22 February 2012 15:00

I know OP I am losing my mind also;-) just think happy place, happy place....

loganmarquez 3

Wednesday 22 February 2012 16:23

Sounds like a good day to me. At least you laughed.

thingamajiga 5

Wednesday 22 February 2012 22:08

"I'm sad because my life is boring"

alfigettiesABCD1 0

Thursday 23 February 2012 9:06

Omfg that's the smartest thing iv heard all day

iilovecokee 6

Thursday 23 February 2012 11:15

You're creepy.

cunningchick 1

Thursday 23 February 2012 19:37

Might wanna try it out loud in private before you try to laugh in public and sound like a ratard:)

farr_derek422 0

Monday 18 June 2012 22:58

Lol i love this one

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Today, I've stopped smoking, lost 30 pounds, taken several painful tests, and checked my ovulation daily in an effort to get pregnant. My husband has only had one task during the entire process, and after hours of gaming, he says he's just too tired to have sex. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 646

You deserved it 1 934

Today, my long distance girlfriend of almost two years broke up with me because I didn't like her drinking and driving. Her reasoning was, "I don't go out that often so what's the problem?" or "I'm safe when I drive drunk." Yeah? How many drunk drivers thought the same then wrapped their car around a tree? FML

I agree, your life sucks 478

You deserved it 92

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Today, I had to cancel my vacation in Norway, which I had been planning for 2 months and had cried and stressed over all that time because this was the first vacation I'd ever planned myself. Now YouTube won't stop showing me ads about visiting Norway. FML

I agree, your life sucks 879

You deserved it 194

Today, a guy on Tinder matched with me. I reached for my phone so fast, I slipped and broke my nose against the toilet, then when I tried to use the bowl as support to stand up, my hand slipped and I slammed my broken nose right back onto the toilet. Don’t think Mr Tinder is seeing me tonight. FML

I agree, your life sucks 833

You deserved it 408

Today, while I was at home watching Netflix, my parents drunkenly stumbled through the door making out the whole time. I thought that the situation couldn't get worse, but then my Dad asked me if I had a condom they could use. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 168

You deserved it 2 508

Today, I wanted to ask my girlfriend to marry me, so as she loves crosswords, I created my own where the answers spelled out "MARRY ME EVE." Unfortunately, it seems I made the clues a bit too difficult as she only solved two, gave up, and got mad at me for making her feel dumb. FML

I agree, your life sucks 458

You deserved it 162

Today, I was cooking with super hot ghost peppers. The package said "After handling them not to touch your eyes, nose or pets". They should've added "penis" to that list. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 040

You deserved it 62 131

Today, I recieved a failing grade on my huge end-of-term project. My group members forgot to put my name on it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 835

You deserved it 2 352

Masterclass

Same thing different taste

In New York, concrete jungle wet dream tomato

Size matters

LOL

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