Friends, Weird and Love: May December vibes

May December vibes

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my mom picked my ex-boyfriend up early from school to take him to see a special screening of a documentary that's showing in town. She left me after school for an hour and a half because they ended up going out for coffee afterwards. FML

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You deserved it 2 692

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By anonymous - 24/10/2010 16:14 - United States

Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML

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By moviewalker - 26/11/2009 06:18 - United States

Today, my parents and I went to the movies for my mom's birthday. After the movie, my mom and dad got into a fight, and left me at the movies. My cell phone was dead, and my house was about 12 miles away. They finally came and picked me up, hours later. FML

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My mum is weird

By Anonymous - 03/11/2023 16:00

Today, my mum came to visit me in the country where I'm studying. We went out, and when she saw a dude eating something she liked the look of, she made me run after him to ask where he bought it. The guy was my ex. FML

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You deserved it 117

By Voice29 - 26/03/2009 21:11 - United States

Today, I bought my girlfriend two tickets to a Broadway show that was coming through town she really wanted to see. I couldn't attend with her due to work so she said she would take her mom. I found out later she took her ex. Now they're back together, and I paid for the date that made it happen. FML

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You deserved it 24 835

Boundaries

By Anonymous - 24/06/2020 17:02

Today, I took my new girl out on a date after work. Ten minutes later, my ex-wife, her new boyfriend and my daughter showed up at the same restaurant and decided a double date would be fun. My ex lives an hour away. FML

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You deserved it 168

By Anonymous - 02/12/2010 21:50 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted get to know my mom, so they went off and had a chat. After an hour, I noticed my girlfriend was gone and my mom was waiting for me. Apparently I've been dumped through my mother. FML

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You deserved it 2 863

By whatever - 09/08/2009 20:12 - United States

Today, I went out with my ex-boyfriend on a date. The night consisted of me sitting in the back seat of his friend's truck while they drove around to pick up things for the party they were going to have that same night. After they picked everything up, he asked where I wanted to get dropped off. FML

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You deserved it 27 399

Not now, mom!

By Anonymous - 28/09/2020 18:02 - United States - Gillette

Today, my mother showed up to pick something up from my house. I was sleeping and before I knew it she was in my bedroom, jumping on my bed, saying hi to my ex-girlfriend who she thought was with me. It wasn't my ex, and I doubt that girl will ever want to hang out again after that awkward morning. FML

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You deserved it 196

Bigmouth strikes again

By Anonymous - 19/09/2020 08:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML

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You deserved it 1 220

By madgf - 30/01/2010 20:55 - France

Today, my boyfriend convinced me to skip school with him. His mom came home early. I had to hide in his closet and wait 6 hours for her to go to her book club meeting. FML

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You deserved it 38 452

theteal 0

Friday 11 December 2009 13:01

All that comes to mind is..... Stacy's mom has got it going on, she's all I want and I've waited so long....

fobchick 0

Friday 11 December 2009 12:44

They are *******...

Comments

ronaldo_weasley 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 4:40

by "coffee" i think they meant "sex"

fmylif3xD 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 20:33

"Today, my boyfriend told me that he doesn't like coffee. My mom lied. FML"

casii 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 23:21

If your Mom told you they went out for coffee, she lied.

nygirl8302 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 4:52

wait...your mother picked up your ex-boyfriend early from school. why the F#%$ was she doing that?

Uber_G33k 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 22:27

What are you, eight? You can't stay home alone for an hour and a half?

ScaryyMary 14

Monday 14 December 2009 2:07

So your mom is dating your ex? Does he have a daughter older than you as well? If so, I see nothing wrong with that.

starberries 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 19:52

How would her ex have a daughter older than she is if he's still in school?

imsotired 0

Monday 14 December 2009 2:22

in all probability the mom is not sleeping with the ex. we can't just assume that. nevertheless, it's a weird and awkward situation. and my bf last year kept making comments about my mom, which creeped me out a bit (before he even met her...). i think i blocked it out. lols.