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By vam22222 - 19/08/2022 06:00 - United States

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Today, I got caught sleeping with my now ex’s dad. He stole my weed, then kicked me out. Then his dad found out he had chlamydia, so now all 3 of us do. FML
I agree, your life sucks 141
You deserved it 3 132
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Thaylok 17

I hear no regrets about cheating. And as it sounds like his dad also sleeps around, I'd say you and his dad deserved it. F his life. Hope he gets good treatment.

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poopface82 19

Next step: audition for the Jerry Springer show.

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RichardPencil 30

How come dad didn't tell his kid to **** off? You all sound like very classy people.

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poopface82 19

Next step: audition for the Jerry Springer show.

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spinningrecords 14

That is quite the paragraph… did grandpa give you Chlamydia? What does your ex’s dad plan to do with all the weed? How does your ex feel about the whole thing (other than now being your ex)?

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Thaylok 17

I hear no regrets about cheating. And as it sounds like his dad also sleeps around, I'd say you and his dad deserved it. F his life. Hope he gets good treatment.

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CowgirlWithHeart 15

F your exes life, if you hadn't cheated he wouldn't have chlamydia!

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Well this is screwed up on about a million levels. But there's absolutely no way you don't deserve whatever karma comes your way.

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GingerSnaap 4

Feeling like what the heck did I just read? It’s already wrong to cheat (just end the relationship) but you cheated on him with his own father? The both of you deserve it and I hope your ex finds a better life without either of you in it!

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