Break-ups and Love: Mean boys

Mean boys

By 50love - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. After he did, he walked over to his friends. I saw him tell them that he broke up with me. After he'd finished, all of them cheered. FML

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You deserved it 8 290

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Top comments

gamercanadian 11

Tuesday 13 December 2011 11:55

There could be a really good reason for all that cheering u know

miserypoison 13

Tuesday 13 December 2011 11:57

Bromance ftw

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fuckkyeaaaalaura 12

Wednesday 14 December 2011 4:20

Ex friends you mean

pablopoo 7

Wednesday 14 December 2011 4:58

Thats how we roll lmao

MSheary1993 1

Wednesday 14 December 2011 5:36

That's when you know you're a massive bitch.

dasin 18

Sunday 7 May 2023 20:10

so how far did he walk? just wondering cus it never said "across the street" ....

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex. It got very wild and soon was interrupted by a knock on my door. My dad had come home early from work, and heard the whole thing. He demanded my boyfriend to come over, and he had a sex talk with him on the couch in front of the whole family. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 412

You deserved it 23 269

Today, I decided to put on some sexy lingerie and wait for my husband to come home to surprise him. He took one look at me and immediately accused me of cheating. He was convinced my explanation was a lie and that I'd rushed some guy out the back door when he came home. FML

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Today, I was feeling terrible so I called in sick to work. My boss refused to believe me and told me he'd fire me if I didn't come in. I dragged myself to work, only to spend most of the day glued to the toilet. Now he says I won't be paid for the day because I barely did any work. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 867

You deserved it 2 719

Today, I “caught” my partner looking at porn, again. I walked in on him with his cock out, looking at his phone. He jumped to put it away, except just like last time, I told him we could watch together, but he's “too ashamed” to even discuss it. At this point I’m pretty sure he’s just sexting someone else and doesn’t want to get caught. FML

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You deserved it 172

Today, I woke up to a Swastika, "Go home" and "Trump2020" spray-painted on my car. FML

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Today, I went to a movie and a dinner with a girl. During dinner, she excused herself to go to the bathroom, so I checked my social media feeds while waiting for her to return. She'd posted on her Twitter "Worst. Ever." I thought it was going well. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 650

You deserved it 3 032

Today, I set a trap to catch a mouse that ran across my foot. Not only did the trap shut on my finger twice, but I watched the mouse run over the trap without it snapping shut. I guess I have a new roommate. FML

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You deserved it 4 762

Today, I got fired after three days at my new job. They told me it was because of downsizing. They were still interviewing people and had a help wanted sign in the window. FML

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You deserved it 32