Break-ups and Love: Mean boys

Mean boys

By 50love - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. After he did, he walked over to his friends. I saw him tell them that he broke up with me. After he'd finished, all of them cheered. FML

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gamercanadian 11

Tuesday 13 December 2011 11:55

There could be a really good reason for all that cheering u know

miserypoison 13

Tuesday 13 December 2011 11:57

Bromance ftw

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Pendragon525 0

Tuesday 13 December 2011 12:11

Ok, let me try again: Finding joy in the misery of others, or at their expense? You dodged a bullet.

MrXerxes5 6

Tuesday 13 December 2011 12:12

Must've been doing something wrong if that was such a joyous moment for them.

Zaffro 8

Tuesday 13 December 2011 12:16

We had a party when I broke up with my ex, they probably did the same.

iloveweed69 7

Tuesday 13 December 2011 12:31

you must of been a bad girlfriend

indistructo 3

Tuesday 13 December 2011 12:39

you were probably taking up a lot of his time so his friends were happy they could now spend time with him.

GLiseeyy 1

Tuesday 13 December 2011 12:40

I know the feeling..

ALLDAY88 8

Tuesday 13 December 2011 12:56

They probably just wanted thier friend back from the grasps of a devil women. No biggie.

AngryBlckMan13 2

Tuesday 13 December 2011 12:57

You deserved that shit if even his friends think your a bitch

darkinners 6

Tuesday 13 December 2011 12:58

they all cheered for a reason.

Dandeska 7

Tuesday 13 December 2011 13:00

That's so cool! His mate's house is so close.

dasin 18

Sunday 7 May 2023 20:01

or maybe not....

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